1. Best Week Ever declares that “gay has jumped the shark” and will no longer be cool on TV. I swear that show makes me laugh out loud, even when Faith isn’t doing brilliant commentary.

2. I found a few of Thwok’s mice! They’re under the freeeeekin’ fridge. Praises be! Now, what was I doing down there? Don’t ask.
But I’m laughing now. That’s a good.