How much sage *do* you have to burn to get The White House move-in ready? 💙 Asking for a friend.
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The Time I Had to Change How My Ankles Were Covered in the Airport
My weirdest airport experience came from being a Delta brat growing up. In the ’70s and ’80s, that meant you could fly pretty much anywhere, “space available,” free. And back then, “space available” was 95%…
Washing My Car: How My Dad Taught Me Improv
My father taught me sarcasm. This upset my mother greatly because I’m already a lot like my dad, and then you pile on the quick-wit of sarcastic quips in just the right moment and, well,…
Facebook Search
Realizing tonight that Facebook could *further* dominate the planet if it offered a search function that allowed users to find the post in which so-and-so said such-and-such whatever number of years ago. This post is…
Caption Contest
So, a few weeks ago, I tweeted the following: Not surprisingly, my Twitter followers are damn clever and funny, so I got a few snort-inducing replies to the photo, which caused me to declare a…
Why My House Is Dirty
I had a run of stress today. And when I get stressed out — like really stressed out — I clean. I really clean. Took about ten minutes of heavy-duty cleaning today to get my…
Here for the Right Reasons
Here for the Right Reasons: Q&A with This Season’s Loser by Bachelor Fantasy League week of April 02, 2010 This posting is the author’s personal archive. Originally published by Bachelor Fantasy League at https://herefortherightreasons.wordpress.com/2010/04/02/qa-with-this-seasons-loser. Bribing…
Eff the Net!
Oh, okay. NOW I get it. So, I had been asking dearest besties why it is I’m so angry lately. (It’s really flippin’ annoying. I’ve been a big-ass ball of rage for about two months…
Dear Middle-Aged Balding Entitled A-hole at El Cholo,
You don’t know me. If you’re lucky, you’ll never actually know me, because I will make your life hell. And it’s not because I dislike you. It’s because I find you to be just about…
So, this was fun.
Tuesday night, I spoke to a group of kids from my old acting studio, Atlanta Workshop Players. Every year, they come out to LA and I do a little thing with them. It’s always a…