7 Comments

1. Babes August 1, 2006 at 5:27 pm

   I’m cheating and saying, I’m going to bake them all cookies and serve them with warm milk.
   (and Mel’s alcohol level was not THAT high.)

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2. Ed R August 1, 2006 at 8:54 pm

   I feel for him. World at his feet and he can’t maintain control. He’s got serious demons, and I doubt he’s really got much hatred for Jews at all, but he’d rather lash out at them than direct the anger inward. It’s possible that was just the first thing to occur to him to strike out at, for whatever reason.
   Or something. I’m not ready to call him a bigot or even a bad man.

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3. Hal August 1, 2006 at 9:15 pm

   Mel’s publicist – Shag. She’s earned it, baby!
   Star’s publicist – Throw off a cliff – out of pity. Karma must have dealt him some really bad cards!
   Tom’s publicist – Live with. The stories he could tell!

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4. Ed R August 1, 2006 at 10:32 pm

   Tom’s gone through three publicists in his days. He fired the one EVERYONE wants, I forget her name, Pat something, and replaced her with his sister. He went crazy for a year, then droipped his sister and hired someone else.
   I don’t think I could work for Tom Cruise;)

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5. Amy August 2, 2006 at 1:20 am

   I say:
   Scientologist goes off the cliff
   Shagging Mel’s publicist
   living with star’s publicist.
   Kelly says:
   scientologist goes off the cliff
   shagging star’s to find out how she lost all the weight
   living with mel’s

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6. Hal August 2, 2006 at 9:17 am

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7. Cliff August 2, 2006 at 12:51 pm

   Ever get the feeling you’re being talked about?

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