Over at our awesome Chart Harmony ππ€π§‘πππ Discord, I get asked questions. Recently, one of ’em was about choosing an astrology school. Specifically, the Q was: Question: what astrology schools do you recommend, @bon ? I want to get some formal instruction on astrology because I feel like my knowledge is super piecemeal and random, and therefore probably pretty Swiss cheeseish. And — as I…
The Prosperity Game π§§
Today’s the day Jupiter moves into Cancer for a year filled with exalted prosperity, expansion, and growth. The word of the day in my ever-present* copy of Daily Word is PROSPERITY. * My mother subscribed to Daily Word starting when I was about 8 years old and I’ve kept up my own subscription since I left for college, then adulthood, then grad school, then joining…
Jupiter in Cancer 2025
Something really cool is going on. (I’m not ignoring all the straight-up absurdo-theatre stuff happening; I’m focusing on a pattern I’m noticing + a little upcoming woo weather.) But first… ππΏ Mala Beads turned 3 this week! Here he is, leaning on all the pillows like a pimp. I am so grateful to this Gemini love rocket for bringing my life such joy. Also, look…
I Get My Woo Early
Before Saturn entered Aries, I had THE WORST headache… but not originating from my head. It was like the teeny tiny neck bone pieces were jacked up into the base of my skull and I could NOT get relief. When I realized we were just a few hours away from Saturn moving into Aries, I remembered how I get my woo early, typically… and I…
Saturn Changing Signs 2025
Here’s a quickie from my fabulous Live Your Chart membership meeting of May 22nd 2025. Wanna join us for our next Zoom? Head over here and sign up! Use code ECLIPSE to lock in discounted legacy pricing. Yay! The big-ticket item for the upcoming woo weather is Saturn’s move into Aries for the first time since the late ’90s. We’re just getting a preview of…
The Sweetness
Ah… fresh from a lovely afternoon soak in the tub (my favorite Moon-in-a-water-sign ritual) and back at the screen for a super-fun project I’m into. For my I’m-building-it-right-now mini-course ($33) IF MARS AIN’T HAPPY… I’m creating a Mars playlist. (This is how I continue to make mix-tapes like I did for all my friends in the ’80s and into the ’90s. It’s also how I…
The Bitch Book
What’s up with Mars and getting pissed off? Welp, that’s easy. Mars loves a fight. Mars loves TO fight. Mars is gonna cut a bitch… because he’s great with blades of all kinds and it’s likely the guy on the receiving end had it coming! But! There’s a time and place for Mars action… and while we enjoy the lifetime Inigo Montoya spent readying for…
Scorpio Full Moon, Mars Remediation, and My Mom
Hi, magical moonbeam! Are you feeling this Full Moon in Scorpio? In general, FIXED astrological events give us more… let’s say *sensations* than other ones. Especially the “hard” aspects. What does any of that mean for you? Welp, you’re likely feeling this Full Moon in Scorpio! It’s the Moon in a Fixed sign opposing (hard aspect) the Sun in another Fixed sign (Taurus). If you’re…
Pluto Retrograde 2025
I was composing another BonBlast and mentioning that I haven’t gotten on any specific/consistent schedule with those emails. Then I decided, yeah, that’s probably gonna be the case ’til Saturn shimmies out of Pisces… and we’re gonna get a preview of what the Saturn-in-Aries years are gonna be like for a few months here soon. But first! Pluto goes retrograde in a few hours. What…
Is Mars too spicy for you?
In general, I don’t do peopling (or posting) on Mondays. Monday is the MOON’s day and the best way to honor the Moon is with quiet comfort, private time, and slow-going. IN GENERAL! But… I have some really lovely energy flowing since the powerful New Moon we just had in π±βοΈπ Taurus while absolutely nothing is retrograde or out-of-bounds for the first time in 2025,…