Since iPod the Oracle was such a hit (and I know that my attempt at 12 of 12 will likely be boring, weak, and lame), I’m posting my experiences with Google the Oracle. (I’ll post the 12 of 12 later.)
Stumble Upon sent me to ShinyFire and I only slightly modified the questions for coolness, then used Google Images to get the answers. 😉
What is the coolest thing in the world?

Both cool. Hee.
What is the dumbest thing in the world?

Now, I don’t know who the dude is, but PEEPS are not dumb!
What is my favorite drink?

Now, I have no idea why the Maine Coons came up on that search, but they were way cute, so I included them. I own Coke stock, so I’m all about that giant bottle. And Dr Pepper rocks, ’tis true.
Where do babies come from?

Word.
What’s my favorite food?

Uh, no.
What will I get for my birthday?

Um, yeah. That looks about right. And if I get a mouse, all I can say is Thwok will have it in her mouth within seconds.
What will be the last thing I see before I die?

Oh lordy… kill me now. And, on the second image, that’s very likely. Mom visits me with hummingbirds, so I’m not at all surprised by that one.
If i were a goat, what would i look like?

Aw. Poor lady. I’d be pissed. And she doesn’t look like a goat much at all!
How much fun is sex?

Wait. Sex is as much fun as a bunch of makeup? Trippy indeed!
How hard do I rock?

Well, that settles it. I rock pretty damn hard.
Hee!