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Damn Scary:

in Archive Funnies on November 1, 2003 December 9, 2016

When you realize that you have, readily available in your modest apartment, enough ’80s gear to dress yourself and three friends as Pat Benetar, Cyndi Lauper, Madonna (several versions), and Olivia Newton John, should you…

Charlsie Story

I buy lottery tickets. And every time I check the numbers, I’m sure I’ll win something. Every time. I laugh at myself, realizing this is just a very silly little ritual that will only ever…

Ahh… Something Useful

in Archive Funnies on October 10, 2003 December 9, 2016

See? There is something wonderful about being up at odd hours and not turning the TV (or the lights) on. Reading SpyNotebook Blogs, I learn a lot. Such as my alcohoroscope. Hee hee. From the…

Up at Odd Hours

in Funnies on October 10, 2003 April 29, 2017

Must be time to be done with the job. I’m back to my insomniatical ways. Past few nights, despite long, long days at the office with no day off for weeks and weeks, I’ve been…

Oh, and…

in Archive Funnies on October 3, 2003 December 9, 2016

I got this absentee ballot so that I could easily determine my votes prior to Tuesday and get everything all turned in way in advance. So much reading! Yeah… haven’t done that yet. Anyone wanna…

So cool!

in Archive Funnies Showbiz on September 23, 2003 December 9, 2016

Today, in the mounds of the headshots and resumés, I received a postcard from Dr. John Martin, yeah… that’s Donna’s dad from Beverly Hills, 90210. Oh, wow! I sooo love this job! Hee hee hee…

Oh my my my my my

in Archive Funnies Showbiz on September 22, 2003 December 9, 2016

I haven’t mentioned that we have received quite a few submissions for Consider As True at our post office box with a note written on them: TUB INSIDE ON FLOOR. What does this mean? We’ve…

Living in Fear

in Archive Funnies on July 14, 2003 December 9, 2016

This is serious. At any time, I could be minding my own business… and boom! The crew from Ambush Makeover could kidnap me and make me change my look (I don’t have a look, as…

A Little Funny

in Archive Funnies on July 11, 2003 December 9, 2016

So, today I’m 33. Keith sent flowers. Of course, he sent flowers to the casting office where my noon meeting was scheduled. Got a call at 11am that we’ve rescheduled the meeting for Monday… and…

What I’ve Learned from Miss Tyra…

in Funnies on July 8, 2003 April 29, 2017

It’s not just Miss Tyra. It’s all of the anorexics and dysfunctionals on America’s Next Top Model. I’m not sure which episode was the first I watched, but it was probably about half-way through. So,…