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A Silly Little…

in Archive Funnies on June 6, 2003 December 9, 2016

Keith and I had lunch at Hamburger Hamlet after seeing The Italian Job at Mann’s Chinese Theatre the other day. Keith used his corporate credit card to pay for the meal. The waitress came back…

Very very very exciting

Keith and I are up at this hour–well, I’m always up at this hour–because 1-Host sucks. Tech support assures us that we have email addresses, but for over 24 hours now, we’ve received nothing at…

Bite Me

in Archive Funnies on November 28, 2002 December 9, 2016

Well… I asked for it. More later. Must bandage finger. And shoulder. But that’s from the bird.

Jury Duty-a-Go-Go

in Funnies on November 22, 2002 January 15, 2019

11/21/02 7:48am – Keith drops me at 555 W. Temple. Jury duty is at 7:45am at 210 W. Temple. Oops. Glad I wore tennis shoes. 8am – Long line at security check-in. One woman has…

Gotta Admit It…

in Archive Funnies on October 27, 2002 February 27, 2018

I got the rally monkey fever. Yesterday’s game was effin’ greatness. Hopin’ for more of the same tonight. Keith just called from the car. He’s driving behind an SUV with a jumbotron screen on its…

Oh, and I wanted to share this too:

in Archive Funnies on September 11, 2002 December 9, 2016

It’s a wrestler kid. For sale. In the TV Guide. God bless America.

Oscar Acceptance Speech Mad Libs

in Archive Funnies on March 11, 2002 April 6, 2019

Get started on your Oscar Acceptance Speech (Mad Libs style).

Kate

in Archive Funnies on February 3, 2002 December 9, 2016

Not that Will & Grace is the place to go for lawyer jokes, but did you see this week’s episode, where Will finally started introducing himself as a professional tennis player b/c the jokes were…

Who has the strangest polling place?

in Archive Funnies on October 27, 2000 December 9, 2016

Mine’s in the loading dock of a Smart & Final. Seems strange to choose a leader next to the kitty litter.