Cliff: My Challenge

Okay, Cliff-lovers
Here’s my list of Cliff rounds for you to enjoy. Post your responses in my comments section or at least share a link to where you’ve posted the responses so’s I can go see ’em. Have fun!
Instructions: You must sleep with one of the following people, live with one of them, and throw one of them off a cliff. What do you do?
Round One
Will
Grace
Karen

Round Two
Jaclyn Smith
Kate Jackson
Farrah Fawcett

Round Three
Peter
Paul
Mary

Round Four
Larry
Curly
Mo

Round Five
Brandon Walsh
Brenda Walsh
Donna Martin

Round Six
Reggie Jackson
Peter Jackson
Michael Jackson
Round Seven
Frank-N-Furter
Brad
Janet

Round Eight
John
Paul
Ringo
Round Nine
Bruce Lee
Brandon Lee
Jet Li
Round Ten
Ralph Lauren
Tommy Hilfiger
Donatella Versace
Round Eleven
Anderson Cooper
Jon Stewart
Stephen Colbert
Round Twelve
Rick Dees
Ryan Seacrest
Howard Stern
Round Thirteen
The Divine Miss M
M. Butterfly
M. Night Shyamalan
Round Fourteen
Pete
Linc
Julie

Round Fifteen
Mr. Coffee
Mr. Clean
Mr. Whipple (PS–happy 90th birthday Mr. W!)
Round Sixteen
Bubbles
Blossom
Buttercup

Round Seventeen
Tyra Banks
Janice Dickinson
Nigel Barker
Round Eighteen
Chandler
Ross
Gunther

Round Nineteen
Rebecca Romijn
Randy Quaid
Mel Gibson
Round Twenty
Laura Palmer
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Emerson Lake and Palmer

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  1. Hal July 31, 2006 at 1:06 am

    Round One
    Will – Live with
    Grace – SHAG! SHAG! SHAG!
    Karen – Off the cliff with you.
    Round Two
    Jaclyn Smith – Live with
    Kate Jackson – Throw off a cliff
    Farrah Fawcett – Shag
    Round Three
    Peter – Off the cliff
    Paul – Live with
    Mary – Shag
    Round Four
    Larry – Live with
    Curly – Shag
    Mo – off the cliff
    Round Five
    Brandon Walsh – Live with
    Brenda Walsh – Shag
    Donna Martin – She graduates, then goes off the cliff.
    Round Six
    Reggie Jackson – Shag
    Peter Jackson – Live with
    Michael Jackson – off the cliff
    Round Seven
    Frank-N-Furter – Shag
    Brad – live with
    Janet – off the cliff
    Round Eight
    John – LIve with
    Paul – Shag
    Ringo – Throw off the cliff. Go down to the bottom of the cliff, recover the body, bring it back up to the top, and then throw it off the cliff again. Just for good measure
    Round Nine
    Bruce Lee – Marry
    Brandon Lee – Off the cliff (only a numbers game, bro. Sorry.)
    Jet Li – Shag
    Round Ten
    Ralph Lauren – Shag
    Tommy Hilfiger – LIve with
    Donatella Versace – Throw off a cliff
    Round Eleven
    Anderson Cooper – Shag
    Jon Stewart – Live with
    Stephen Colbert – Off the cliff (again, a numbers game. Just playin’ by the rules).
    Round Twelve
    Rick Dees – Shag
    Ryan Seacrest – Off the cliff in tandem with Ringo.
    Howard Stern – Live with
    Round Thirteen
    The Divine Miss M – Shag
    M. Butterfly – Off the cliff.
    M. Night Shyamalan – Live with
    Round Fourteen
    Pete – Off the cliff (He’s got no soul, ya know?)
    Linc – LIve with
    Julie – Shag
    Round Fifteen
    Mr. Coffee – LIve with
    Mr. Clean – Shag
    Mr. Whipple (PS–happy 90th birthday Mr. W!)- Off the cliff. There is something disturbing about a guy who is that obsessed with toilet paper.
    Round Sixteen
    Bubbles – Live With
    Blossom – Shag
    Buttercup – Off the cliff
    Round Seventeen
    Tyra Banks – Shag
    Janice Dickinson – Live with
    Nigel Barker – Off the cliff
    Round Eighteen
    Chandler – Live with
    Ross – Off the cliff as part of a troika with Ringo and Ryan Seacrest
    Gunther – Shag
    Round Nineteen
    Rebecca Romijn – Shag
    Randy Quaid – Live with
    Mel Gibson – Off a cliff (in light of recent events).
    Round Twenty
    Laura Palmer – Shag (while she’s still alive, of course. Sorry, I’m not into the dead, especially when their wrapped in plastic.
    Ralph Waldo Emerson – Live with
    Emerson Lake and Palmer – Off a cliff. That would be one less boring 70’s “art rock” band to deal with.
    Here are my answers to a previous Cliff.

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  2. Erik July 31, 2006 at 1:57 am

    Awesome! Here goes:
    ROUND ONE
    Will — live with (even though he’s really whiny, at least we’ll never fight over men, because he never gets any) (oooo, snap!)
    Grace — throw, throw, throw. (and then throw again.)
    Karen — sex it up! (oh yeah. YES. HOT.)
    ROUND TWO
    Jaclyn Smith — I somehow missed the whole Charlie’s Angel’s thing, so this is kinda unqualified, but I know that Farrah’s poster was the number one sexy poster in the world for ages, so I’ll have sex with her. Which means the liveing with or throw off a cliff distinction is going to be kinda arbitrary, except Kate Jackson has a really nice face and so I’m assuming she would be easy to live with, so I’m going to live with her and throw Jaclyn. (sorry Jaclyn) (no offense)
    Kate Jackson — like i said, live with
    Farrah Fawcett — sex it up
    ROUND THREE (we’re talking about the singers here, right?)
    Peter — throw
    Paul — throw
    Mary — throw (sorry, i cheated)
    ROUND FOUR
    Larry — live with, seems like a nice guy. i could imagine eating breakfast with him.
    Curly — curly’s the hottest of the three. i’ll sleep with him.
    Mo — sorry mo.
    ROUND FIVE
    Brandon Walsh — sorry, brandon, you’re too goody two shoes. i’m going to throw you.
    Brenda Walsh — i’m going to sleep with brenda, but i’m hoping we can do it in the prom episode, and i can bring her up to that hotel room instead of dylan, because i wanna be part of all of that drama, and i didn’t have sex on my prom night.
    Donna Martin — live with. i like tori, and i like donna. especially her theories on teaching kids about sex (her pool metaphors rock)
    ROUND SIX
    Reggie Jackson — sleep with
    Peter Jackson — live with
    Michael Jackson — THROWWWWWWW
    ROUND SEVEN (this one is too hard!)
    Frank-N-Furter — oooooo i hate this. i’m throwing frank-n-furter. that’s awful. i hate throwing frank! (there’s a light, frank. go to the light)
    Brad — oh brad, i’m mad. do me.
    Janet — dammit, janet, it was your turn to buy toilet paper. (have i ever told you about the time i ate pie with susan sarandon)
    ROUND EIGHT (again, you’re killing me!)
    John — he wrote the most perfect song ever written in the history of ever (imagine), so i’ll sleep with him as a sort of thank you.
    Paul — i hope he doesn’t mind me singing “hey jude” in the shower.
    Ringo — sorry, ringo, i love you and all, but you’re still number three. throw.
    ROUND NINE
    Bruce Lee — i’ll live with bruce.
    Brandon Lee — this is sad, but i’m throwing brandon because he’s already dead.
    Jet Li — sexy mofo. sleep with.
    ROUND TEN
    Ralph Lauren — live with
    Tommy Hilfiger — sleep with
    Donatella Versace — throw
    ROUND ELEVEN
    Anderson Cooper — um, guess.
    Jon Stewart — live with, cuz he’s awesome.
    Stephen Colbert — throw, but only by process of elimination.
    ROUND TWELVE
    Rick Dees — he’s annoying, but not as annoying as seascrest, so i’ll live with him.
    Ryan Seacrest — i’m throwing him because of how he played teri hatcher. (just come out already!)
    Howard Stern — i’m sure he knows a thing or two. so, sleep with.
    ROUND THIRTEEN
    The Divine Miss M — live with, sing in the shower together.
    M. Butterfly — sexy, mysterious, sleep with
    M. Night Shyamalan — throw! gleefully!
    ROUND FOURTEEN (again, i’ve never seen a single episode of the Mod Squad)
    Pete — coin toss. throw/sleep with
    Linc — coin toss. throw/sleep with
    Julie — I LOVE PEGGY LIPTON, so i’m assuming i’d love julie. we’ll live together.
    ROUND FIFTEEN
    Mr. Coffee — throw, i hate coffee
    Mr. Clean — sexy, sleep with!
    Mr. Whipple — roomies
    ROUND SIXTEEN
    Bubbles — throw
    Blossom — sleep with. (i love blossom.)
    Buttercup — fun roommate, live with!
    ROUND SEVENTEEN
    Tyra Banks — live with. i loves me some tyra.
    Janice Dickinson — no way in hell i could live with her or sleep with her. even though i find her incredibly entertaining ON TV. i doubt i would enjoy her as much IRL.
    Nigel Barker — SEX, SLEEP WITH, OH MAMA.
    ROUND EIGHTEEN
    Chandler — sleep with, he was definitely the sexiest friend. (as long as he’s not in his druggy super thin phase)
    Ross — live with. he knows everything! he’d be great to have around!
    Gunther — throw.
    ROUND NINETEEN
    Rebecca Romijn — sexy mama, sleep with
    Randy Quaid — live with
    Mel Gibson — um, after this week, i think i’ll throw ‘im…
    ROUND TWENTY
    Laura Palmer — no way we could live together. i’d be too afraid of Bob coming over in the middle of the night. and there’s no way i could throw her because laura has a way with people, you know? you either want to sleep with her or help her. everyone does. so i’d sleep with her. (even though she’s been around the block quite a few times with several strangers over by the Road House.)
    Ralph Waldo Emerson — he’s a smarty, i’ll live with him.
    Emerson Lake and Palmer — i hate lakes! throw them off the cliff!
    πŸ™‚
    xoxo

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  3. Erik July 31, 2006 at 2:44 am

    i just reread this and i’m afraid that when i said “um, guess” in regards to sleeping with Anderson Cooper that it didn’t seem that enthusiastic. BUT YOU KNOW HOW ENTHUSIASTIC I WOULD BE. He’s my #1.

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  4. Babes July 31, 2006 at 3:58 am

    Okay Erik, I’m really pretty put out you jumped on Bonnie’s but you still haven’t done mine.

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  5. Babes July 31, 2006 at 4:31 am

    Okay these were really damn hard.
    Round One
    Will – Sleep
    Grace – Cliff
    Karen – Live
    Round Two
    Jaclyn Smith – Cliff
    Kate Jackson – Live
    Farrah Fawcett – Sleep
    Round Three
    Peter
    Paul-
    Sleep with the one who wasn’t accused of being creepy and weird with kids, throw that one (don’t know which is which)
    Mary – Live with
    Round Four
    Larry – Sleep
    Curly – Throw
    Mo – Live (funny!)
    Round Five
    Brandon Walsh – Sleep (Shame on you for not making it Dylan McKay)
    Brenda Walsh – Throw
    Donna Martin – Live (She was nice)
    Round Six
    Reggie Jackson – Sleep
    Peter Jackson – Live
    Michael Jackson – Throw
    Round Seven
    Frank-N-Furter – Live
    Brad – Throw (Sorry Brad!)
    Janet – Sleep (Susan Sarandon…hot mama)
    Round Eight
    John – Live
    Paul – Throw
    Ringo – Sleep (always thought he was sexy)
    (but again, WHY DID YOU LEAVE OUT GEORGE)
    Round Nine
    Bruce Lee – Live
    Brandon Lee – Sleep (RIP)
    Jet Li – Throw
    Round Ten
    Ralph Lauren – Live (just not with his bedding)
    Tommy Hilfiger – Throw
    Donatella Versace – Sleep (Maybe I’d get some nice ready-to-wear out of it)
    Round Eleven
    Anderson Cooper – Sleep, duh!
    Jon Stewart – LIVE! I think he’s the world’s most awesome funny cute sexy smart man! (am I wrong?) Besides, I hate talking about the news, Anderson…
    Stephen Colbert – Oh Stephen! I love you, buttt…just not enough to spare your life.
    Round Twelve
    Rick Dees – I have no idea who this is, but Ryan’s going over! So I guess we’re roomies.
    Ryan Seacrest – Throw!
    Howard Stern – Sleep! (Always loved him)
    Round Thirteen
    The Divine Miss M – Again, who the hell, but M. Night’s got to be put down…(sorry M. Night! The Sixth Sense was really great!)
    M. Butterfly – Sleep
    M. Night Shyamalan – Throw
    Round Fourteen (totally random as I have no point of reference)
    Pete – Live (sounds like a good guy who might be gay)
    Linc – Sleep (sounds like a guy you would sleep with and then he wouldn’t call you)
    Julie – Throw (sounds like I would hate her, I had a horrible college roommate Julie)
    Round Fifteen
    Mr. Coffee – Sleep (Have we done this before?)
    Mr. Clean – Live with (I love a clean house, but hate to clean!)
    Mr. Whipple (PS–happy 90th birthday Mr. W!) – Over the cliff…he’s lived his life anyway.
    Round Sixteen
    Bubbles (Michael Jackson’s chimp, right?) THROW – they can die in each others arms.
    Blossom – Live
    Buttercup – Sleep
    Round Seventeen
    Tyra Banks – Live
    Janice Dickinson – Throw
    Nigel Barker – Sleep
    Round Eighteen
    Chandler – Sleep (SEXY! Unless we’re talking fat rehab Chandler…no no)
    Ross – Live (good roommate)
    Gunther – Cliff
    Round Nineteen
    Rebecca Romijn – Live (Okay I’d really like to sleep with her and Mel and live with neither)
    Randy Quaid – Cliff
    Mel Gibson – Sleep
    Round Twenty
    Laura Palmer – Sleep
    Ralph Waldo Emerson – Live, duh. I’d learn so much!
    Emerson Lake and Palmer – I don’t get this one, or how a lake could go over a cliff, but it’s got to.

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  6. Maiz July 31, 2006 at 6:04 am

    Round One
    Will-Live…very clean
    Grace-Throw too icky…
    Karen-sleep (ooh yeah!)
    Round Two
    Jaclyn Smith-live…the big bucks
    Kate Jackson-throw…no reason really
    Farrah Fawcett-Sleep…ever since I was a kid the sexy FF has been seared into my brain as the sexiest woman alive..
    Round Three
    Peter-Live
    Paul-sleep…I think he would be a quiet sleeper…
    Mary-trow
    Round Four
    Larry-live
    Curly-sleep…I like the ‘wup wup wup wup wup’
    Mo-throw
    Round Five
    Brandon Walsh-live
    Brenda Walsh-sleep…self punishing
    Donna Martin-throw
    Round Six
    Reggie Jackson-live
    Peter Jackson- sleep…hoping some creativity rubs off on me…
    Michael Jackson- throw throw throw
    Round Seven
    Frank-N-Furter-live
    Brad-throw
    Janet-sleep…’gugada gugada’
    Round Eight
    John-sleep…*sniff* *tear rolls down*
    Paul-live
    Ringo-throw
    Round Nine
    Bruce Lee-live
    Brandon Lee-sleep
    Jet Li-throw..only because I know he would have a flawless landing…
    Round Ten
    Ralph Lauren-sleep…comfy sheets…
    Tommy Hilfiger-live
    Donatella Versace-throw…
    Round Eleven
    Anderson Cooper-throw
    Jon Stewart-sleep
    Stephen Colbert-live
    Round Twelve
    Rick Dees-live
    Ryan Seacrest-sleep
    Howard Stern-throw…only because I know he’ll land on a giant pile of hundred dollar bills…
    Round Thirteen
    The Divine Miss M-throw
    M. Butterfly-kive
    M. Night Shyamalan-sleep…because of the monster under the bed…
    Round Fourteen- I got nothin on this one…
    Pete-live
    Linc-throw
    Julie-sleep
    Round Fifteen
    Mr. Coffee-throw
    Mr. Clean-live…obvious reasons…
    Mr. Whipple (PS–happy 90th birthday Mr. W!)- sleep
    Round Sixteen
    Bubbles-live
    Blossom-throw
    Buttercup-sleep…as you wish!
    Round Seventeen
    Tyra Banks-sleep…that’s Tyra Banks!
    Janice Dickinson-throw
    Nigel Barker-live
    Round Eighteen
    Chandler-live
    Ross-throw
    Gunther-sleep
    Round Nineteen
    Rebecca Romijn-sleep…obviously!
    Randy Quaid-live
    Mel Gibson-throw
    Round Twenty
    Laura Palmer- throw
    Ralph Waldo Emerson- live…ah what a gift…
    Emerson Lake and Palmer- sleep

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  7. Ed R July 31, 2006 at 7:41 am

    What’s so bad about Ringo?

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  8. Susan July 31, 2006 at 8:23 am

    Round One
    Will – sleep with
    Grace – throw off a cliff
    Karen – live with
    Round Two
    Jaclyn Smith – sleep with
    Kate Jackson – live with
    Farrah Fawcett – cliff
    Round Three
    Peter – live
    Paul – sleep
    Mary – cliff
    Round Four
    Larry – sleep
    Curly – live
    Mo – cliff
    Round Five
    Brandon Walsh – sleep
    Brenda Walsh – cliff
    Donna Martin – live
    Round Six
    Reggie Jackson – sleep
    Peter Jackson – live
    Michael Jackson – cliff
    Round Seven
    Frank-N-Furter – live
    Brad – sleep
    Janet – cliff
    Round Eight
    John – live
    Paul – sleep
    Ringo – cliff
    Round Nine
    Bruce Lee – live
    Brandon Lee – sleep
    Jet Li – cliff
    Round Ten
    Ralph Lauren – sleep
    Tommy Hilfiger – live
    Donatella Versace – cliff
    Round Eleven
    Anderson Cooper – live
    Jon Stewart – sleep
    Stephen Colbert – cliff
    Round Twelve
    Rick Dees – sleep
    Ryan Seacrest – live
    Howard Stern – cliff
    Round Thirteen
    The Divine Miss M – live
    M. Butterfly – sleep
    M. Night Shyamalan – cliff
    Round Fourteen
    Pete – live
    Linc – sleep
    Julie – cliff
    Round Fifteen
    Mr. Coffee – cliff
    Mr. Clean – live
    Mr. Whipple (PS–happy 90th birthday Mr. W!) – sleep?
    Round Sixteen
    Bubbles – cliff – sorry, Bubbles!
    Blossom – live
    Buttercup – sleep
    Round Seventeen
    Tyra Banks – sleep
    Janice Dickinson – cliff, cliff, cliff, cliff
    Nigel Barker – live
    Round Eighteen
    Chandler – sleep
    Ross – cliff
    Gunther – live
    Round Nineteen
    Rebecca Romijn – cliff
    Randy Quaid – live
    Mel Gibson – sleep
    Round Twenty
    Laura Palmer – cliff
    Ralph Waldo Emerson – live
    Emerson Lake and Palmer – sleep

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  9. drc July 31, 2006 at 11:02 am

    Okay, I posted mine on my blog.

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  10. Eric Halasz July 31, 2006 at 11:56 am

    Round One
    Will – Cliff
    Grace – Live
    Karen – Sleep
    Round Two
    Jaclyn Smith – Live
    Kate Jackson – Sleep
    Farrah Fawcett – Cliff
    Round Three
    Peter – Cliff
    Paul – Live
    Mary – Sleep
    Round Four
    Larry – Sleep
    Curly – Cliff
    Mo – Live
    Round Five
    Brandon Walsh – Cliff
    Brenda Walsh – Live
    Donna Martin – Sleep
    Round Six
    Reggie Jackson – Sleep
    Peter Jackson – Live
    Michael Jackson – Cliff
    Round Seven
    Frank-N-Furter – Live
    Brad – Cliff
    Janet – Sleep
    Round Eight
    John – Live
    Paul – Sleep
    Ringo – Cliff
    Round Nine
    Bruce Lee – Sleep
    Brandon Lee – Live
    Jet Li – Cliff
    Round Ten
    Ralph Lauren – Live
    Tommy Hilfiger – Cliff
    Donatella Versace – Sleep
    Round Eleven
    Anderson Cooper – Cliff
    Jon Stewart – Sleep
    Stephen Colbert – Live
    Round Twelve
    Rick Dees – Cliff
    Ryan Seacrest – Sleep
    Howard Stern – Live
    Round Thirteen
    The Divine Miss M – Live
    M. Butterfly – Sleep
    M. Night Shyamalan – Cliff
    Round Fourteen
    Pete – Cliff
    Linc – Live
    Julie – Sleep
    Round Fifteen
    Mr. Coffee – Live
    Mr. Clean – Sleep
    Mr. Whipple – Cliff
    Round Sixteen
    Bubbles – Sleep
    Blossom – Live
    Buttercup – Cliff
    Round Seventeen
    Tyra Banks – Sleep
    Janice Dickinson – Live
    Nigel Barker – Cliff
    Round Eighteen
    Chandler – Sleep
    Ross – Cliff
    Gunther – Live
    Round Nineteen
    Rebecca Romijn – Sleep
    Randy Quaid – Live
    Mel Gibson – Cliff
    Round Twenty
    Laura Palmer – Sleep
    Ralph Waldo Emerson – Cliff
    Emerson Lake and Palmer – Live

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  11. Kathryn (or K to the A-T) July 31, 2006 at 10:20 pm

    Round One
    Will – Live with. He’s gay, and therefore clean.
    Grace – Throw. Duh.
    Karen – Sleep with.
    Round Two
    Jaclyn Smith – Live with.
    Kate Jackson – Sleep with.
    Farrah Fawcett – Throw off cliff.
    (I have no reasons for any of the above answers, regarding the Angels)
    Round Three
    Peter – Sleep with.
    Paul – Live with.
    Mary – Throw.
    Round Four
    Larry – Live with.
    Curly – Sleep with.
    Mo – Throw. A man with a bowl cut is bad news.
    Round Five
    Brandon Walsh – Live with.
    Brenda Walsh – Sleep with! I love her!
    Donna Martin – Throw.
    Round Six
    Reggie Jackson – Sleep with, I guess.
    Peter Jackson – Live with. Maybe I can then convince him to put me in his next film. Wait – maybe I should switch my answer to ‘sleep with’?
    Michael Jackson – Throw. Although I still rock Thriller constantly in my car.
    Round Seven
    Frank-N-Furter – Sleep with.
    Brad – Live with.
    Janet – (pre or post her sluttification?) Throw.
    Round Eight
    John – Sleep with.
    Paul – Live with.
    Ringo – Throw. Sorry, ringo.
    Round Nine
    Bruce Lee – Live with. If he can cook.
    Brandon Lee – Sleep with!
    Jet Li – Throw. I don’t know why.
    Round Ten
    Ralph Lauren – Live with.
    Tommy Hilfiger – Sleep with. Because he punched Axl Rose.
    Donatella Versace – Throw. Eww.
    Round Eleven
    (oh my god this one is so hard!! I love them all!!)
    Anderson Cooper – Live with.
    Jon Stewart – Sleep with.
    Stephen Colbert – Throw. πŸ™
    Round Twelve
    Rick Dees – Live with.
    Ryan Seacrest – Throw.
    Howard Stern – Sleep with.
    Round Thirteen
    The Divine Miss M – Sleep with.
    M. Butterfly – Live with.
    M. Night Shyamalan – Throw. Someone needs to.
    Round Fourteen
    (is this classic Mod Squad – or the “remake”?)
    Pete – Throw.
    Linc – Live with.
    Julie – Sleep with. (and Peggy Lipton is STILL gorgeous)
    Round Fifteen
    Mr. Coffee – Throw.
    Mr. Clean – Sleep with.
    Mr. Whipple (PS–happy 90th birthday Mr. W!) – Live with.
    Round Sixteen
    (as in the powerpuff girls?)
    Bubbles – Throw.
    Blossom – Live with.
    Buttercup – Sleep with.
    Round Seventeen
    Tyra Banks – Live with, I guess.
    Janice Dickinson – Throw.
    Nigel Barker – Sleep with!
    Round Eighteen
    Chandler – Sleep with.
    Ross – Throw. Please.
    Gunther – Live with. See #1.
    Round Nineteen
    Rebecca Romijn – Throw. ‘Cause she’s a bitch.
    Randy Quaid – Sleep with.
    Mel Gibson – Live with. Then throw wild Jewish parties while he sulks in his room, mumbling anti-semitic propaganda to himself. And I’m not even Jewish.
    Round Twenty
    Laura Palmer – Throw.
    Ralph Waldo Emerson – Live with.
    Emerson Lake and Palmer – Sleep with.

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  12. Kathryn (or K to the A-T) August 1, 2006 at 12:18 am

    Why the heck did mine come out spaced all wacky? Sorry ’bout that! πŸ™‚

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  13. Tim August 1, 2006 at 12:55 am

    Round One:
    Will – Live
    Grace – Sleep
    Karen – Toss
    Round Two:
    Jaclyn – Live
    Kate – Sleep
    Farrah – Toss
    Round Three:
    Pass?
    Round Four:
    Larry – Sleep
    Curly – Live
    Mo – Toss
    Round Five:
    Brandon – Live
    Brenda – Toss
    Donna – Sleep, then Toss.
    Round Six:
    Reggie – Sleep
    Peter – Live
    Michael – Toss
    Round Seven:
    Haven’t seen the movie. Sad, I know.
    Round Eight:
    John – Sleep
    Paul – Toss
    Ringo – Live
    Round Nine:
    Bruce – Live
    Brandon – Sleep
    Jet – Toss
    Round Ten:
    Ralph Lauren – Live
    Tommy Hilfiger – Toss
    Versace – Toss, er… Sleep.
    Round Eleven:
    Anderson – Sleep
    Jon Stewart – Toss… no Live… no… Toss. =(
    Colbert – Live
    Round Twelve:
    Rick Dees – Toss
    Ryan Seacrest – Toss
    Howard Stern – Toss
    Round Thirteen:
    Miss M – Sleep
    M. Butterfly – Toss
    M. Night Shyamalan – Live
    Round Fourteen:
    Pete – Toss
    Linc – Live
    Julie – Sleep
    Round Fifteen:
    Mr. Coffee – Sleep
    Mr. Clean – Live
    Mr. Whipple – Toss
    Round Sixteen:
    Bubbles – Toss
    Blossom – Sleep
    Buttercup – Live
    Round Seventeen:
    Tyra – Toss
    Janice – Sleep, then toss.
    Nigel – Live, then to- …nah.
    Round Eighteen:
    Chandler – Sleep
    Ross – Toss
    Gunther – Live
    Round Nineteen:
    Rebecca Romjin – Sleep
    Randy Quaid – Live
    Mel Gibson – Toss toss toss
    Round Twenty:
    Laura Palmer – Sleep
    Ralph Waldo Emerson – Toss
    Emerson Lake and Palmer – Live

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  14. Andrew Healan August 1, 2006 at 11:35 pm

    Round One
    Will – live with. He’ll keep the house nice and tidy
    Grace — cliff.
    Karen — sleep with. Figure I can lay back and enjoy the ride. She’s used to doing all the work with her husband.
    Round Two
    Jaclyn Smith — Live with. She can get me a discount at K-Mart.
    Kate Jackson — Sleep with. I’m sure she caused Patrick Dempsey to develop an Oedipus Complex.
    Farrah Fawcett — Cliff. I’m sure she’ll be fine though. She had to learn some stunt tricks from The Fall Guy.
    Round Three
    Peter — Live with.
    Paul — Cliff
    Mary — Sleep with
    Round Four
    Larry — Live with. Seems the most stable.
    Curly – Sleep with. At least I’ll be able to look at my own reflection in the back of his head.
    Mo — Cliff.
    Round Five
    Brandon Walsh — Live with. I’d take all of his money. This guy was a terrible gambler.
    Brenda Walsh — Sleep with. Maybe she learned some cool tricks over in Europe.
    Donna Martin — Cliff. Unless the West Bev students have a walk out and couple it with a really cool chant.
    Round Six
    Reggie Jackson — Sleep with. To thank him for the home runs, hit him up for some candy bars and compliment him on his performance in The Naked Gun.
    Peter Jackson — Live with. I’m sure he can CGI us a few extra thousand square feet.
    Michael Jackson — Cliff. Maybe could’ve changed my mind if he’d given us a better follow up to Thriller.
    Round Seven
    Frank-N-Furter — Live with.
    Brad — Cliff.
    Janet — Sleep with
    Round Eight
    John — Sleep with. Just to get him away from Yoko. And to be closer to him than Julian.
    Paul — Live with. I think Knighthood comes with free cable. So that’d cut down on the overhead.
    Ringo — Cliff. B/c Caveman sucked.
    Round Nine
    Bruce Lee — Live with. Home security all done.
    Brandon Lee — Sleep with.
    Jet Li — Cliff.
    Round Ten
    Ralph Lauren — Live with
    Tommy Hilfiger — Cliff.
    Donatella Versace — Sleep with.
    Round Eleven
    Anderson Cooper — Sleep with. Just to see if, like her other creations, his mother sitched her name on his ass.
    Jon Stewart — Cliff. Sorry Jon. But I’ll make sure there’s a bunch of scremaing college kids at the bottom to catch you.
    Stephen Colbert — Live with. Shouldn’t bother me, will always be in his room with his role playing games.
    Round Twelve
    Rick Dees — Cliff. I’ll never forgive him for Disco Duck.
    Ryan Seacrest — Sleep with. We’ll be all over the tabloids, and I could use the publicity.
    Howard Stern — Live with. I’m sure we’ll have some great house guests.
    Round Thirteen
    The Divine Miss M — Cliff. And there will be no wind beneath her wings.
    M. Butterfly — Live with.
    M. Night Shyamalan Sleep with. And film it. It’ll be his best on screen appearance to date.
    Round Fourteen
    Pete — Cliff
    Linc — Live with
    Julie — Sleep with
    Round Fifteen
    Mr. Coffee — Sleep with. Gets me a degree closer to Joe Dimagio, which gets me a degree closer to having slept with Marilyn Monroe.
    Mr. Clean — Live with. Cuts down on my housework.
    Mr. Whipple — Cliff. So he’ll stop harassing the shoppers.
    Round Sixteen
    Bubbles — Live with
    Blossom — Sleep with
    Buttercup — Cliff
    Round Seventeen
    Tyra Banks — Sleep with. And just for kicks, make her wear the fat suit.
    Janice Dickinson — Cliff. She’s given enough to humanity.
    Nigel Barker — Live with. I’m sure we’ll have the girls stop by for a sleep over.
    Round Eighteen
    Chandler — Live with. And I would school him at foosball every night.
    Ross — Cliff. Then his spine can be on a break.
    Gunther — Sleep with. Poor Gunther never got any lovin’.
    Round Nineteen
    Rebecca Romijn — Sleep with. To ask her about the story arcs for season two of Pepper Dennis.
    Randy Quaid — Live with. Provided he never does his Reagan impression.
    Mel Gibson — Cliff.
    Round Twenty
    Laura Palmer — Sleep with. She’s going to die soon, so this is commitment free sex.
    Ralph Waldo Emerson — Live with. Pond front property baby.
    Emerson Lake and Palmer — Cliff. Emerson and Palmer are OK, but Lake has got to go.

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  15. jefbot August 7, 2006 at 12:19 am

    Looks like I’m late to the game, but I’m playing anyway!!!
    Round One
    Will – Live with. Seems like a nice, tidy guy. And I’m messy, so…
    Grace – Cliff. Too angular – she might puncture something important.
    Karen – Sleep with. Drink with. Party with. In any order.
    Round Two
    Jaclyn Smith – Hot. Sleep with.
    Kate Jackson – Have cocoa with, read with, live with.
    Farrah Fawcett – Cliff. Cr-AZY!!!
    Round Three
    Peter – Well, he denied 3x, so off the cliff with him.
    Paul – Loyal, so I’d live with him.
    Mary – Waitaminute, PP&M of the folk band!? Disregard the above…
    Round Four
    Larry – Sleep with, if I have to.
    Curly – Funny. Live with.
    Mo – I don’t wanna get smacked. Off the cliff.
    Round Five
    Brandon Walsh – Could probably give me good hair tips. Live with.
    Brenda Walsh – I’ll be your Dylan. Sleep with.
    Donna Martin – Sorry, Donna. You’re too much of a tease. Off the cliff.
    Round Six
    Reggie Jackson – Live with.
    Peter Jackson – Sleep with. But only cuddly LOTR PJ, not calorie counting Kong PJ.
    Michael Jackson – ew. Off the cliff with this one.
    Round Seven
    Frank-N-Furter – S/he’s sweet. Live with.
    Brad – Nah. Cliff.
    Janet – Mmmm. Sleep with.
    Round Eight
    John – You know he got freaky. Sleep with.
    Paul – Seems like a nice chap. Live with.
    Ringo – Not a Ringo fan. Cliff with.
    Round Nine
    Bruce Lee – Live with. My Jeet Kun Do has gotten rusty.
    Brandon Lee – He’s my homie in spirit. Sleep with?
    Jet Li – Sorry, Jet. You rock, but you gotta go. Cliff.
    Round Ten – This round’s difficult. I’m choosing them randomly.
    Ralph Lauren – Live with.
    Tommy Hilfiger – Cliff.
    Donatella Versace – Sleep with.
    Round Eleven
    Anderson Cooper – Cliff, Cooper.
    Jon Stewart – Sleep with, but only if he can guarantee me a Moment of Zen.
    Stephen Colbert – Live with. Him and his funky ear.
    Round Twelve
    Rick Dees – Cliff. For all those years of Dees Sleaze I was subjected to.
    Ryan Seacrest – Live with. I’m thinking about frosting my hair.
    Howard Stern – Sleep with.
    Round Thirteen
    The Divine Miss M – Sleep with, all the way.
    M. Butterfly – Live with.
    M. Night Shyamalan – After wasting my time and money on The Village, it’s off the cliff with Shy-a-malama-ding-dong.
    Round Fourteen
    Pete – Sorry Pete – cliff.
    Linc – He’s got style. Live with.
    Julie – She’s still hot. Sleep with her.
    Round Fifteen
    Mr. Coffee – I’ve been drinking too much coffee lately so it’s cliff-time.
    Mr. Clean – Again, I need someone to help me clean my mess! He will live with me as my servant.
    Mr. Whipple (PS–happy 90th birthday Mr. W!) – Kinda ewww, but I guess I gotta sleep with him. As long as he squeezes.
    Round Sixteen
    Bubbles – Cute, but I like the naughty girls. Plus, she’ll just fly away when I push her off the cliff, so I won’t feel bad.
    Blossom – Smart, which is sexy. We shall live together in happiness.
    Buttercup – Ooooh, I’ve already fantasized about this. Sleep with, baby. Okay, I’m creeping myself out.
    Round Seventeen
    Tyra Banks – Man, through the process of elimination, I sleep with her.
    Janice Dickinson – Ick. Cliff.
    Nigel Barker – Live with.
    Round Eighteen
    Chandler – Sleep with. Pre-crack addict Chandler, though.
    Ross – Paleontology’s cool. Whineyness isn’t. Cliff for you.
    Gunther – Live with so he can make me coffee. Doh! Trying to stop. Forgot.
    Round Nineteen
    Rebecca Romijn – Sleep with. Preferably when blue.
    Randy Quaid – Live with.
    Mel Gibson – Wow. Would be easy to be mean here. Let’s just say there’s a cliff in Malibu with his name on it.
    Round Twenty
    Laura Palmer – Hot even when dead. Sleep with.
    Ralph Waldo Emerson – Sorry, man. Love the poetry. But, cliff.
    Emerson Lake and Palmer – They can jam. Live with.

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  16. Pia August 7, 2006 at 1:18 pm

    Ok, finally got round to it!
    Round One
    Will – sleep with (hey, he’s tall, dark and handsome!)
    Grace – throw off the cliff (one neurotic is enough πŸ˜‰
    Karen – live with (always a party)
    Round Two
    Jaclyn Smith – sleep with
    Kate Jackson – live with
    Farrah Fawcett – off the cliff (crazy!)
    Round Three (sorry, not familiar)
    Peter
    Paul
    Mary
    Round Four
    Larry – sleep with (maybe after my eye is poked out?)
    Curly – live with
    Mo – off the cliff (he’s too mean!)
    Round Five
    Brandon Walsh – sleep with
    Brenda Walsh – live with (to get lessons in bitchdom)
    Donna Martin – cliff
    Round Six
    Reggie Jackson – live with
    Peter Jackson – sleep with
    Michael Jackson – off the cliff, duh, haha
    Round Seven
    Frank-N-Furter – sleep with – should be kinky!
    Brad – off the cliff
    Janet – live with – who knows what secrets she’ll reveal
    Round Eight
    John – sleep with
    Paul – off the cliff
    Ringo – live with (drum lessons would be cool!)
    Round Nine
    Bruce Lee – off the cliff (since he’s dead anyway)
    Brandon Lee – sleep with (well, if he was alive)
    Jet Li – live with (good “guard dog??”, once unleashed?)
    Round Ten
    Ralph Lauren – live with
    Tommy Hilfiger – sleep with
    Donatella Versace – off the cliff (that make-up!!!)
    Round Eleven
    Anderson Cooper – sleep with
    Jon Stewart – live with (interesting cocktail parties..)
    Stephen Colbert – off the cliff
    Round Twelve
    Rick Dees – live with
    Ryan Seacrest – off the cliff!
    Howard Stern – sleep with (hmm, see what the fuzz is about)
    Round Thirteen
    The Divine Miss M – sleep with
    M. Butterfly – off the cliff
    M. Night Shyamalan – live with (for the bedtime stories?)
    Round Fourteen -no idea who they are πŸ™
    Pete
    Linc
    Julie
    Round Fifteen
    Mr. Coffee – off the cliff (yuck, coffee!)
    Mr. Clean – live with (duh!)
    Mr. Whipple (PS–happy 90th birthday Mr. W!) – sleep with, no other choice here…hmmm
    Round Sixteen (again, not familiar)
    Bubbles
    Blossom
    Buttercup
    Round Seventeen
    Tyra Banks – sleep with
    Janice Dickinson – off the cliff (just to see what happens!)
    Nigel Barker – live with
    Round Eighteen
    Chandler – live with
    Ross – sleep with (well, he’s the only dark haired one here)
    Gunther – off the cliff
    Round Nineteen
    Rebecca Romijn – sleep with (especially in xmen character!)
    Randy Quaid – live with (great beer buddy?)
    Mel Gibson – off the cliff!
    Round Twenty
    Laura Palmer – sleep, live, then off the cliff, cause I don’t know the next two πŸ™‚
    Ralph Waldo Emerson
    Emerson Lake and Palmer

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