Okay, Cliff-lovers…
Here’s my list of Cliff rounds for you to enjoy. Post your responses in my comments section or at least share a link to where you’ve posted the responses so’s I can go see ’em. Have fun!
Instructions: You must sleep with one of the following people, live with one of them, and throw one of them off a cliff. What do you do?
Round One
Will
Grace
Karen
Round Two
Jaclyn Smith
Kate Jackson
Farrah Fawcett
Round Three
Peter
Paul
Mary
Round Four
Larry
Curly
Mo
Round Five
Brandon Walsh
Brenda Walsh
Donna Martin
Round Six
Reggie Jackson
Peter Jackson
Michael Jackson
Round Seven
Frank-N-Furter
Brad
Janet
Round Eight
John
Paul
Ringo
Round Nine
Bruce Lee
Brandon Lee
Jet Li
Round Ten
Ralph Lauren
Tommy Hilfiger
Donatella Versace
Round Eleven
Anderson Cooper
Jon Stewart
Stephen Colbert
Round Twelve
Rick Dees
Ryan Seacrest
Howard Stern
Round Thirteen
The Divine Miss M
M. Butterfly
M. Night Shyamalan
Round Fourteen
Pete
Linc
Julie
Round Fifteen
Mr. Coffee
Mr. Clean
Mr. Whipple (PS–happy 90th birthday Mr. W!)
Round Sixteen
Bubbles
Blossom
Buttercup
Round Seventeen
Tyra Banks
Janice Dickinson
Nigel Barker
Round Eighteen
Chandler
Ross
Gunther
Round Nineteen
Rebecca Romijn
Randy Quaid
Mel Gibson
Round Twenty
Laura Palmer
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Emerson Lake and Palmer
Cliff: My Challenge
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Round One
Will – Live with
Grace – SHAG! SHAG! SHAG!
Karen – Off the cliff with you.
Round Two
Jaclyn Smith – Live with
Kate Jackson – Throw off a cliff
Farrah Fawcett – Shag
Round Three
Peter – Off the cliff
Paul – Live with
Mary – Shag
Round Four
Larry – Live with
Curly – Shag
Mo – off the cliff
Round Five
Brandon Walsh – Live with
Brenda Walsh – Shag
Donna Martin – She graduates, then goes off the cliff.
Round Six
Reggie Jackson – Shag
Peter Jackson – Live with
Michael Jackson – off the cliff
Round Seven
Frank-N-Furter – Shag
Brad – live with
Janet – off the cliff
Round Eight
John – LIve with
Paul – Shag
Ringo – Throw off the cliff. Go down to the bottom of the cliff, recover the body, bring it back up to the top, and then throw it off the cliff again. Just for good measure
Round Nine
Bruce Lee – Marry
Brandon Lee – Off the cliff (only a numbers game, bro. Sorry.)
Jet Li – Shag
Round Ten
Ralph Lauren – Shag
Tommy Hilfiger – LIve with
Donatella Versace – Throw off a cliff
Round Eleven
Anderson Cooper – Shag
Jon Stewart – Live with
Stephen Colbert – Off the cliff (again, a numbers game. Just playin’ by the rules).
Round Twelve
Rick Dees – Shag
Ryan Seacrest – Off the cliff in tandem with Ringo.
Howard Stern – Live with
Round Thirteen
The Divine Miss M – Shag
M. Butterfly – Off the cliff.
M. Night Shyamalan – Live with
Round Fourteen
Pete – Off the cliff (He’s got no soul, ya know?)
Linc – LIve with
Julie – Shag
Round Fifteen
Mr. Coffee – LIve with
Mr. Clean – Shag
Mr. Whipple (PS–happy 90th birthday Mr. W!)- Off the cliff. There is something disturbing about a guy who is that obsessed with toilet paper.
Round Sixteen
Bubbles – Live With
Blossom – Shag
Buttercup – Off the cliff
Round Seventeen
Tyra Banks – Shag
Janice Dickinson – Live with
Nigel Barker – Off the cliff
Round Eighteen
Chandler – Live with
Ross – Off the cliff as part of a troika with Ringo and Ryan Seacrest
Gunther – Shag
Round Nineteen
Rebecca Romijn – Shag
Randy Quaid – Live with
Mel Gibson – Off a cliff (in light of recent events).
Round Twenty
Laura Palmer – Shag (while she’s still alive, of course. Sorry, I’m not into the dead, especially when their wrapped in plastic.
Ralph Waldo Emerson – Live with
Emerson Lake and Palmer – Off a cliff. That would be one less boring 70’s “art rock” band to deal with.
Here are my answers to a previous Cliff.
Awesome! Here goes:
ROUND ONE
Will — live with (even though he’s really whiny, at least we’ll never fight over men, because he never gets any) (oooo, snap!)
Grace — throw, throw, throw. (and then throw again.)
Karen — sex it up! (oh yeah. YES. HOT.)
ROUND TWO
Jaclyn Smith — I somehow missed the whole Charlie’s Angel’s thing, so this is kinda unqualified, but I know that Farrah’s poster was the number one sexy poster in the world for ages, so I’ll have sex with her. Which means the liveing with or throw off a cliff distinction is going to be kinda arbitrary, except Kate Jackson has a really nice face and so I’m assuming she would be easy to live with, so I’m going to live with her and throw Jaclyn. (sorry Jaclyn) (no offense)
Kate Jackson — like i said, live with
Farrah Fawcett — sex it up
ROUND THREE (we’re talking about the singers here, right?)
Peter — throw
Paul — throw
Mary — throw (sorry, i cheated)
ROUND FOUR
Larry — live with, seems like a nice guy. i could imagine eating breakfast with him.
Curly — curly’s the hottest of the three. i’ll sleep with him.
Mo — sorry mo.
ROUND FIVE
Brandon Walsh — sorry, brandon, you’re too goody two shoes. i’m going to throw you.
Brenda Walsh — i’m going to sleep with brenda, but i’m hoping we can do it in the prom episode, and i can bring her up to that hotel room instead of dylan, because i wanna be part of all of that drama, and i didn’t have sex on my prom night.
Donna Martin — live with. i like tori, and i like donna. especially her theories on teaching kids about sex (her pool metaphors rock)
ROUND SIX
Reggie Jackson — sleep with
Peter Jackson — live with
Michael Jackson — THROWWWWWWW
ROUND SEVEN (this one is too hard!)
Frank-N-Furter — oooooo i hate this. i’m throwing frank-n-furter. that’s awful. i hate throwing frank! (there’s a light, frank. go to the light)
Brad — oh brad, i’m mad. do me.
Janet — dammit, janet, it was your turn to buy toilet paper. (have i ever told you about the time i ate pie with susan sarandon)
ROUND EIGHT (again, you’re killing me!)
John — he wrote the most perfect song ever written in the history of ever (imagine), so i’ll sleep with him as a sort of thank you.
Paul — i hope he doesn’t mind me singing “hey jude” in the shower.
Ringo — sorry, ringo, i love you and all, but you’re still number three. throw.
ROUND NINE
Bruce Lee — i’ll live with bruce.
Brandon Lee — this is sad, but i’m throwing brandon because he’s already dead.
Jet Li — sexy mofo. sleep with.
ROUND TEN
Ralph Lauren — live with
Tommy Hilfiger — sleep with
Donatella Versace — throw
ROUND ELEVEN
Anderson Cooper — um, guess.
Jon Stewart — live with, cuz he’s awesome.
Stephen Colbert — throw, but only by process of elimination.
ROUND TWELVE
Rick Dees — he’s annoying, but not as annoying as seascrest, so i’ll live with him.
Ryan Seacrest — i’m throwing him because of how he played teri hatcher. (just come out already!)
Howard Stern — i’m sure he knows a thing or two. so, sleep with.
ROUND THIRTEEN
The Divine Miss M — live with, sing in the shower together.
M. Butterfly — sexy, mysterious, sleep with
M. Night Shyamalan — throw! gleefully!
ROUND FOURTEEN (again, i’ve never seen a single episode of the Mod Squad)
Pete — coin toss. throw/sleep with
Linc — coin toss. throw/sleep with
Julie — I LOVE PEGGY LIPTON, so i’m assuming i’d love julie. we’ll live together.
ROUND FIFTEEN
Mr. Coffee — throw, i hate coffee
Mr. Clean — sexy, sleep with!
Mr. Whipple — roomies
ROUND SIXTEEN
Bubbles — throw
Blossom — sleep with. (i love blossom.)
Buttercup — fun roommate, live with!
ROUND SEVENTEEN
Tyra Banks — live with. i loves me some tyra.
Janice Dickinson — no way in hell i could live with her or sleep with her. even though i find her incredibly entertaining ON TV. i doubt i would enjoy her as much IRL.
Nigel Barker — SEX, SLEEP WITH, OH MAMA.
ROUND EIGHTEEN
Chandler — sleep with, he was definitely the sexiest friend. (as long as he’s not in his druggy super thin phase)
Ross — live with. he knows everything! he’d be great to have around!
Gunther — throw.
ROUND NINETEEN
Rebecca Romijn — sexy mama, sleep with
Randy Quaid — live with
Mel Gibson — um, after this week, i think i’ll throw ‘im…
ROUND TWENTY
Laura Palmer — no way we could live together. i’d be too afraid of Bob coming over in the middle of the night. and there’s no way i could throw her because laura has a way with people, you know? you either want to sleep with her or help her. everyone does. so i’d sleep with her. (even though she’s been around the block quite a few times with several strangers over by the Road House.)
Ralph Waldo Emerson — he’s a smarty, i’ll live with him.
Emerson Lake and Palmer — i hate lakes! throw them off the cliff!
🙂
xoxo
i just reread this and i’m afraid that when i said “um, guess” in regards to sleeping with Anderson Cooper that it didn’t seem that enthusiastic. BUT YOU KNOW HOW ENTHUSIASTIC I WOULD BE. He’s my #1.
Okay Erik, I’m really pretty put out you jumped on Bonnie’s but you still haven’t done mine.
Okay these were really damn hard.
Round One
Will – Sleep
Grace – Cliff
Karen – Live
Round Two
Jaclyn Smith – Cliff
Kate Jackson – Live
Farrah Fawcett – Sleep
Round Three
Peter
Paul-
Sleep with the one who wasn’t accused of being creepy and weird with kids, throw that one (don’t know which is which)
Mary – Live with
Round Four
Larry – Sleep
Curly – Throw
Mo – Live (funny!)
Round Five
Brandon Walsh – Sleep (Shame on you for not making it Dylan McKay)
Brenda Walsh – Throw
Donna Martin – Live (She was nice)
Round Six
Reggie Jackson – Sleep
Peter Jackson – Live
Michael Jackson – Throw
Round Seven
Frank-N-Furter – Live
Brad – Throw (Sorry Brad!)
Janet – Sleep (Susan Sarandon…hot mama)
Round Eight
John – Live
Paul – Throw
Ringo – Sleep (always thought he was sexy)
(but again, WHY DID YOU LEAVE OUT GEORGE)
Round Nine
Bruce Lee – Live
Brandon Lee – Sleep (RIP)
Jet Li – Throw
Round Ten
Ralph Lauren – Live (just not with his bedding)
Tommy Hilfiger – Throw
Donatella Versace – Sleep (Maybe I’d get some nice ready-to-wear out of it)
Round Eleven
Anderson Cooper – Sleep, duh!
Jon Stewart – LIVE! I think he’s the world’s most awesome funny cute sexy smart man! (am I wrong?) Besides, I hate talking about the news, Anderson…
Stephen Colbert – Oh Stephen! I love you, buttt…just not enough to spare your life.
Round Twelve
Rick Dees – I have no idea who this is, but Ryan’s going over! So I guess we’re roomies.
Ryan Seacrest – Throw!
Howard Stern – Sleep! (Always loved him)
Round Thirteen
The Divine Miss M – Again, who the hell, but M. Night’s got to be put down…(sorry M. Night! The Sixth Sense was really great!)
M. Butterfly – Sleep
M. Night Shyamalan – Throw
Round Fourteen (totally random as I have no point of reference)
Pete – Live (sounds like a good guy who might be gay)
Linc – Sleep (sounds like a guy you would sleep with and then he wouldn’t call you)
Julie – Throw (sounds like I would hate her, I had a horrible college roommate Julie)
Round Fifteen
Mr. Coffee – Sleep (Have we done this before?)
Mr. Clean – Live with (I love a clean house, but hate to clean!)
Mr. Whipple (PS–happy 90th birthday Mr. W!) – Over the cliff…he’s lived his life anyway.
Round Sixteen
Bubbles (Michael Jackson’s chimp, right?) THROW – they can die in each others arms.
Blossom – Live
Buttercup – Sleep
Round Seventeen
Tyra Banks – Live
Janice Dickinson – Throw
Nigel Barker – Sleep
Round Eighteen
Chandler – Sleep (SEXY! Unless we’re talking fat rehab Chandler…no no)
Ross – Live (good roommate)
Gunther – Cliff
Round Nineteen
Rebecca Romijn – Live (Okay I’d really like to sleep with her and Mel and live with neither)
Randy Quaid – Cliff
Mel Gibson – Sleep
Round Twenty
Laura Palmer – Sleep
Ralph Waldo Emerson – Live, duh. I’d learn so much!
Emerson Lake and Palmer – I don’t get this one, or how a lake could go over a cliff, but it’s got to.
Round One
Will-Live…very clean
Grace-Throw too icky…
Karen-sleep (ooh yeah!)
Round Two
Jaclyn Smith-live…the big bucks
Kate Jackson-throw…no reason really
Farrah Fawcett-Sleep…ever since I was a kid the sexy FF has been seared into my brain as the sexiest woman alive..
Round Three
Peter-Live
Paul-sleep…I think he would be a quiet sleeper…
Mary-trow
Round Four
Larry-live
Curly-sleep…I like the ‘wup wup wup wup wup’
Mo-throw
Round Five
Brandon Walsh-live
Brenda Walsh-sleep…self punishing
Donna Martin-throw
Round Six
Reggie Jackson-live
Peter Jackson- sleep…hoping some creativity rubs off on me…
Michael Jackson- throw throw throw
Round Seven
Frank-N-Furter-live
Brad-throw
Janet-sleep…’gugada gugada’
Round Eight
John-sleep…*sniff* *tear rolls down*
Paul-live
Ringo-throw
Round Nine
Bruce Lee-live
Brandon Lee-sleep
Jet Li-throw..only because I know he would have a flawless landing…
Round Ten
Ralph Lauren-sleep…comfy sheets…
Tommy Hilfiger-live
Donatella Versace-throw…
Round Eleven
Anderson Cooper-throw
Jon Stewart-sleep
Stephen Colbert-live
Round Twelve
Rick Dees-live
Ryan Seacrest-sleep
Howard Stern-throw…only because I know he’ll land on a giant pile of hundred dollar bills…
Round Thirteen
The Divine Miss M-throw
M. Butterfly-kive
M. Night Shyamalan-sleep…because of the monster under the bed…
Round Fourteen- I got nothin on this one…
Pete-live
Linc-throw
Julie-sleep
Round Fifteen
Mr. Coffee-throw
Mr. Clean-live…obvious reasons…
Mr. Whipple (PS–happy 90th birthday Mr. W!)- sleep
Round Sixteen
Bubbles-live
Blossom-throw
Buttercup-sleep…as you wish!
Round Seventeen
Tyra Banks-sleep…that’s Tyra Banks!
Janice Dickinson-throw
Nigel Barker-live
Round Eighteen
Chandler-live
Ross-throw
Gunther-sleep
Round Nineteen
Rebecca Romijn-sleep…obviously!
Randy Quaid-live
Mel Gibson-throw
Round Twenty
Laura Palmer- throw
Ralph Waldo Emerson- live…ah what a gift…
Emerson Lake and Palmer- sleep
What’s so bad about Ringo?
Round One
Will – sleep with
Grace – throw off a cliff
Karen – live with
Round Two
Jaclyn Smith – sleep with
Kate Jackson – live with
Farrah Fawcett – cliff
Round Three
Peter – live
Paul – sleep
Mary – cliff
Round Four
Larry – sleep
Curly – live
Mo – cliff
Round Five
Brandon Walsh – sleep
Brenda Walsh – cliff
Donna Martin – live
Round Six
Reggie Jackson – sleep
Peter Jackson – live
Michael Jackson – cliff
Round Seven
Frank-N-Furter – live
Brad – sleep
Janet – cliff
Round Eight
John – live
Paul – sleep
Ringo – cliff
Round Nine
Bruce Lee – live
Brandon Lee – sleep
Jet Li – cliff
Round Ten
Ralph Lauren – sleep
Tommy Hilfiger – live
Donatella Versace – cliff
Round Eleven
Anderson Cooper – live
Jon Stewart – sleep
Stephen Colbert – cliff
Round Twelve
Rick Dees – sleep
Ryan Seacrest – live
Howard Stern – cliff
Round Thirteen
The Divine Miss M – live
M. Butterfly – sleep
M. Night Shyamalan – cliff
Round Fourteen
Pete – live
Linc – sleep
Julie – cliff
Round Fifteen
Mr. Coffee – cliff
Mr. Clean – live
Mr. Whipple (PS–happy 90th birthday Mr. W!) – sleep?
Round Sixteen
Bubbles – cliff – sorry, Bubbles!
Blossom – live
Buttercup – sleep
Round Seventeen
Tyra Banks – sleep
Janice Dickinson – cliff, cliff, cliff, cliff
Nigel Barker – live
Round Eighteen
Chandler – sleep
Ross – cliff
Gunther – live
Round Nineteen
Rebecca Romijn – cliff
Randy Quaid – live
Mel Gibson – sleep
Round Twenty
Laura Palmer – cliff
Ralph Waldo Emerson – live
Emerson Lake and Palmer – sleep
Okay, I posted mine on my blog.
Round One
Will – Cliff
Grace – Live
Karen – Sleep
Round Two
Jaclyn Smith – Live
Kate Jackson – Sleep
Farrah Fawcett – Cliff
Round Three
Peter – Cliff
Paul – Live
Mary – Sleep
Round Four
Larry – Sleep
Curly – Cliff
Mo – Live
Round Five
Brandon Walsh – Cliff
Brenda Walsh – Live
Donna Martin – Sleep
Round Six
Reggie Jackson – Sleep
Peter Jackson – Live
Michael Jackson – Cliff
Round Seven
Frank-N-Furter – Live
Brad – Cliff
Janet – Sleep
Round Eight
John – Live
Paul – Sleep
Ringo – Cliff
Round Nine
Bruce Lee – Sleep
Brandon Lee – Live
Jet Li – Cliff
Round Ten
Ralph Lauren – Live
Tommy Hilfiger – Cliff
Donatella Versace – Sleep
Round Eleven
Anderson Cooper – Cliff
Jon Stewart – Sleep
Stephen Colbert – Live
Round Twelve
Rick Dees – Cliff
Ryan Seacrest – Sleep
Howard Stern – Live
Round Thirteen
The Divine Miss M – Live
M. Butterfly – Sleep
M. Night Shyamalan – Cliff
Round Fourteen
Pete – Cliff
Linc – Live
Julie – Sleep
Round Fifteen
Mr. Coffee – Live
Mr. Clean – Sleep
Mr. Whipple – Cliff
Round Sixteen
Bubbles – Sleep
Blossom – Live
Buttercup – Cliff
Round Seventeen
Tyra Banks – Sleep
Janice Dickinson – Live
Nigel Barker – Cliff
Round Eighteen
Chandler – Sleep
Ross – Cliff
Gunther – Live
Round Nineteen
Rebecca Romijn – Sleep
Randy Quaid – Live
Mel Gibson – Cliff
Round Twenty
Laura Palmer – Sleep
Ralph Waldo Emerson – Cliff
Emerson Lake and Palmer – Live
Round One
Will – Live with. He’s gay, and therefore clean.
Grace – Throw. Duh.
Karen – Sleep with.
Round Two
Jaclyn Smith – Live with.
Kate Jackson – Sleep with.
Farrah Fawcett – Throw off cliff.
(I have no reasons for any of the above answers, regarding the Angels)
Round Three
Peter – Sleep with.
Paul – Live with.
Mary – Throw.
Round Four
Larry – Live with.
Curly – Sleep with.
Mo – Throw. A man with a bowl cut is bad news.
Round Five
Brandon Walsh – Live with.
Brenda Walsh – Sleep with! I love her!
Donna Martin – Throw.
Round Six
Reggie Jackson – Sleep with, I guess.
Peter Jackson – Live with. Maybe I can then convince him to put me in his next film. Wait – maybe I should switch my answer to ‘sleep with’?
Michael Jackson – Throw. Although I still rock Thriller constantly in my car.
Round Seven
Frank-N-Furter – Sleep with.
Brad – Live with.
Janet – (pre or post her sluttification?) Throw.
Round Eight
John – Sleep with.
Paul – Live with.
Ringo – Throw. Sorry, ringo.
Round Nine
Bruce Lee – Live with. If he can cook.
Brandon Lee – Sleep with!
Jet Li – Throw. I don’t know why.
Round Ten
Ralph Lauren – Live with.
Tommy Hilfiger – Sleep with. Because he punched Axl Rose.
Donatella Versace – Throw. Eww.
Round Eleven
(oh my god this one is so hard!! I love them all!!)
Anderson Cooper – Live with.
Jon Stewart – Sleep with.
Stephen Colbert – Throw. 🙁
Round Twelve
Rick Dees – Live with.
Ryan Seacrest – Throw.
Howard Stern – Sleep with.
Round Thirteen
The Divine Miss M – Sleep with.
M. Butterfly – Live with.
M. Night Shyamalan – Throw. Someone needs to.
Round Fourteen
(is this classic Mod Squad – or the “remake”?)
Pete – Throw.
Linc – Live with.
Julie – Sleep with. (and Peggy Lipton is STILL gorgeous)
Round Fifteen
Mr. Coffee – Throw.
Mr. Clean – Sleep with.
Mr. Whipple (PS–happy 90th birthday Mr. W!) – Live with.
Round Sixteen
(as in the powerpuff girls?)
Bubbles – Throw.
Blossom – Live with.
Buttercup – Sleep with.
Round Seventeen
Tyra Banks – Live with, I guess.
Janice Dickinson – Throw.
Nigel Barker – Sleep with!
Round Eighteen
Chandler – Sleep with.
Ross – Throw. Please.
Gunther – Live with. See #1.
Round Nineteen
Rebecca Romijn – Throw. ‘Cause she’s a bitch.
Randy Quaid – Sleep with.
Mel Gibson – Live with. Then throw wild Jewish parties while he sulks in his room, mumbling anti-semitic propaganda to himself. And I’m not even Jewish.
Round Twenty
Laura Palmer – Throw.
Ralph Waldo Emerson – Live with.
Emerson Lake and Palmer – Sleep with.
Why the heck did mine come out spaced all wacky? Sorry ’bout that! 🙂
Round One:
Will – Live
Grace – Sleep
Karen – Toss
Round Two:
Jaclyn – Live
Kate – Sleep
Farrah – Toss
Round Three:
Pass?
Round Four:
Larry – Sleep
Curly – Live
Mo – Toss
Round Five:
Brandon – Live
Brenda – Toss
Donna – Sleep, then Toss.
Round Six:
Reggie – Sleep
Peter – Live
Michael – Toss
Round Seven:
Haven’t seen the movie. Sad, I know.
Round Eight:
John – Sleep
Paul – Toss
Ringo – Live
Round Nine:
Bruce – Live
Brandon – Sleep
Jet – Toss
Round Ten:
Ralph Lauren – Live
Tommy Hilfiger – Toss
Versace – Toss, er… Sleep.
Round Eleven:
Anderson – Sleep
Jon Stewart – Toss… no Live… no… Toss. =(
Colbert – Live
Round Twelve:
Rick Dees – Toss
Ryan Seacrest – Toss
Howard Stern – Toss
Round Thirteen:
Miss M – Sleep
M. Butterfly – Toss
M. Night Shyamalan – Live
Round Fourteen:
Pete – Toss
Linc – Live
Julie – Sleep
Round Fifteen:
Mr. Coffee – Sleep
Mr. Clean – Live
Mr. Whipple – Toss
Round Sixteen:
Bubbles – Toss
Blossom – Sleep
Buttercup – Live
Round Seventeen:
Tyra – Toss
Janice – Sleep, then toss.
Nigel – Live, then to- …nah.
Round Eighteen:
Chandler – Sleep
Ross – Toss
Gunther – Live
Round Nineteen:
Rebecca Romjin – Sleep
Randy Quaid – Live
Mel Gibson – Toss toss toss
Round Twenty:
Laura Palmer – Sleep
Ralph Waldo Emerson – Toss
Emerson Lake and Palmer – Live
Round One
Will – live with. He’ll keep the house nice and tidy
Grace — cliff.
Karen — sleep with. Figure I can lay back and enjoy the ride. She’s used to doing all the work with her husband.
Round Two
Jaclyn Smith — Live with. She can get me a discount at K-Mart.
Kate Jackson — Sleep with. I’m sure she caused Patrick Dempsey to develop an Oedipus Complex.
Farrah Fawcett — Cliff. I’m sure she’ll be fine though. She had to learn some stunt tricks from The Fall Guy.
Round Three
Peter — Live with.
Paul — Cliff
Mary — Sleep with
Round Four
Larry — Live with. Seems the most stable.
Curly – Sleep with. At least I’ll be able to look at my own reflection in the back of his head.
Mo — Cliff.
Round Five
Brandon Walsh — Live with. I’d take all of his money. This guy was a terrible gambler.
Brenda Walsh — Sleep with. Maybe she learned some cool tricks over in Europe.
Donna Martin — Cliff. Unless the West Bev students have a walk out and couple it with a really cool chant.
Round Six
Reggie Jackson — Sleep with. To thank him for the home runs, hit him up for some candy bars and compliment him on his performance in The Naked Gun.
Peter Jackson — Live with. I’m sure he can CGI us a few extra thousand square feet.
Michael Jackson — Cliff. Maybe could’ve changed my mind if he’d given us a better follow up to Thriller.
Round Seven
Frank-N-Furter — Live with.
Brad — Cliff.
Janet — Sleep with
Round Eight
John — Sleep with. Just to get him away from Yoko. And to be closer to him than Julian.
Paul — Live with. I think Knighthood comes with free cable. So that’d cut down on the overhead.
Ringo — Cliff. B/c Caveman sucked.
Round Nine
Bruce Lee — Live with. Home security all done.
Brandon Lee — Sleep with.
Jet Li — Cliff.
Round Ten
Ralph Lauren — Live with
Tommy Hilfiger — Cliff.
Donatella Versace — Sleep with.
Round Eleven
Anderson Cooper — Sleep with. Just to see if, like her other creations, his mother sitched her name on his ass.
Jon Stewart — Cliff. Sorry Jon. But I’ll make sure there’s a bunch of scremaing college kids at the bottom to catch you.
Stephen Colbert — Live with. Shouldn’t bother me, will always be in his room with his role playing games.
Round Twelve
Rick Dees — Cliff. I’ll never forgive him for Disco Duck.
Ryan Seacrest — Sleep with. We’ll be all over the tabloids, and I could use the publicity.
Howard Stern — Live with. I’m sure we’ll have some great house guests.
Round Thirteen
The Divine Miss M — Cliff. And there will be no wind beneath her wings.
M. Butterfly — Live with.
M. Night Shyamalan Sleep with. And film it. It’ll be his best on screen appearance to date.
Round Fourteen
Pete — Cliff
Linc — Live with
Julie — Sleep with
Round Fifteen
Mr. Coffee — Sleep with. Gets me a degree closer to Joe Dimagio, which gets me a degree closer to having slept with Marilyn Monroe.
Mr. Clean — Live with. Cuts down on my housework.
Mr. Whipple — Cliff. So he’ll stop harassing the shoppers.
Round Sixteen
Bubbles — Live with
Blossom — Sleep with
Buttercup — Cliff
Round Seventeen
Tyra Banks — Sleep with. And just for kicks, make her wear the fat suit.
Janice Dickinson — Cliff. She’s given enough to humanity.
Nigel Barker — Live with. I’m sure we’ll have the girls stop by for a sleep over.
Round Eighteen
Chandler — Live with. And I would school him at foosball every night.
Ross — Cliff. Then his spine can be on a break.
Gunther — Sleep with. Poor Gunther never got any lovin’.
Round Nineteen
Rebecca Romijn — Sleep with. To ask her about the story arcs for season two of Pepper Dennis.
Randy Quaid — Live with. Provided he never does his Reagan impression.
Mel Gibson — Cliff.
Round Twenty
Laura Palmer — Sleep with. She’s going to die soon, so this is commitment free sex.
Ralph Waldo Emerson — Live with. Pond front property baby.
Emerson Lake and Palmer — Cliff. Emerson and Palmer are OK, but Lake has got to go.
Looks like I’m late to the game, but I’m playing anyway!!!
Round One
Will – Live with. Seems like a nice, tidy guy. And I’m messy, so…
Grace – Cliff. Too angular – she might puncture something important.
Karen – Sleep with. Drink with. Party with. In any order.
Round Two
Jaclyn Smith – Hot. Sleep with.
Kate Jackson – Have cocoa with, read with, live with.
Farrah Fawcett – Cliff. Cr-AZY!!!
Round Three
Peter – Well, he denied 3x, so off the cliff with him.
Paul – Loyal, so I’d live with him.
Mary – Waitaminute, PP&M of the folk band!? Disregard the above…
Round Four
Larry – Sleep with, if I have to.
Curly – Funny. Live with.
Mo – I don’t wanna get smacked. Off the cliff.
Round Five
Brandon Walsh – Could probably give me good hair tips. Live with.
Brenda Walsh – I’ll be your Dylan. Sleep with.
Donna Martin – Sorry, Donna. You’re too much of a tease. Off the cliff.
Round Six
Reggie Jackson – Live with.
Peter Jackson – Sleep with. But only cuddly LOTR PJ, not calorie counting Kong PJ.
Michael Jackson – ew. Off the cliff with this one.
Round Seven
Frank-N-Furter – S/he’s sweet. Live with.
Brad – Nah. Cliff.
Janet – Mmmm. Sleep with.
Round Eight
John – You know he got freaky. Sleep with.
Paul – Seems like a nice chap. Live with.
Ringo – Not a Ringo fan. Cliff with.
Round Nine
Bruce Lee – Live with. My Jeet Kun Do has gotten rusty.
Brandon Lee – He’s my homie in spirit. Sleep with?
Jet Li – Sorry, Jet. You rock, but you gotta go. Cliff.
Round Ten – This round’s difficult. I’m choosing them randomly.
Ralph Lauren – Live with.
Tommy Hilfiger – Cliff.
Donatella Versace – Sleep with.
Round Eleven
Anderson Cooper – Cliff, Cooper.
Jon Stewart – Sleep with, but only if he can guarantee me a Moment of Zen.
Stephen Colbert – Live with. Him and his funky ear.
Round Twelve
Rick Dees – Cliff. For all those years of Dees Sleaze I was subjected to.
Ryan Seacrest – Live with. I’m thinking about frosting my hair.
Howard Stern – Sleep with.
Round Thirteen
The Divine Miss M – Sleep with, all the way.
M. Butterfly – Live with.
M. Night Shyamalan – After wasting my time and money on The Village, it’s off the cliff with Shy-a-malama-ding-dong.
Round Fourteen
Pete – Sorry Pete – cliff.
Linc – He’s got style. Live with.
Julie – She’s still hot. Sleep with her.
Round Fifteen
Mr. Coffee – I’ve been drinking too much coffee lately so it’s cliff-time.
Mr. Clean – Again, I need someone to help me clean my mess! He will live with me as my servant.
Mr. Whipple (PS–happy 90th birthday Mr. W!) – Kinda ewww, but I guess I gotta sleep with him. As long as he squeezes.
Round Sixteen
Bubbles – Cute, but I like the naughty girls. Plus, she’ll just fly away when I push her off the cliff, so I won’t feel bad.
Blossom – Smart, which is sexy. We shall live together in happiness.
Buttercup – Ooooh, I’ve already fantasized about this. Sleep with, baby. Okay, I’m creeping myself out.
Round Seventeen
Tyra Banks – Man, through the process of elimination, I sleep with her.
Janice Dickinson – Ick. Cliff.
Nigel Barker – Live with.
Round Eighteen
Chandler – Sleep with. Pre-crack addict Chandler, though.
Ross – Paleontology’s cool. Whineyness isn’t. Cliff for you.
Gunther – Live with so he can make me coffee. Doh! Trying to stop. Forgot.
Round Nineteen
Rebecca Romijn – Sleep with. Preferably when blue.
Randy Quaid – Live with.
Mel Gibson – Wow. Would be easy to be mean here. Let’s just say there’s a cliff in Malibu with his name on it.
Round Twenty
Laura Palmer – Hot even when dead. Sleep with.
Ralph Waldo Emerson – Sorry, man. Love the poetry. But, cliff.
Emerson Lake and Palmer – They can jam. Live with.
Ok, finally got round to it!
Round One
Will – sleep with (hey, he’s tall, dark and handsome!)
Grace – throw off the cliff (one neurotic is enough 😉
Karen – live with (always a party)
Round Two
Jaclyn Smith – sleep with
Kate Jackson – live with
Farrah Fawcett – off the cliff (crazy!)
Round Three (sorry, not familiar)
Peter
Paul
Mary
Round Four
Larry – sleep with (maybe after my eye is poked out?)
Curly – live with
Mo – off the cliff (he’s too mean!)
Round Five
Brandon Walsh – sleep with
Brenda Walsh – live with (to get lessons in bitchdom)
Donna Martin – cliff
Round Six
Reggie Jackson – live with
Peter Jackson – sleep with
Michael Jackson – off the cliff, duh, haha
Round Seven
Frank-N-Furter – sleep with – should be kinky!
Brad – off the cliff
Janet – live with – who knows what secrets she’ll reveal
Round Eight
John – sleep with
Paul – off the cliff
Ringo – live with (drum lessons would be cool!)
Round Nine
Bruce Lee – off the cliff (since he’s dead anyway)
Brandon Lee – sleep with (well, if he was alive)
Jet Li – live with (good “guard dog??”, once unleashed?)
Round Ten
Ralph Lauren – live with
Tommy Hilfiger – sleep with
Donatella Versace – off the cliff (that make-up!!!)
Round Eleven
Anderson Cooper – sleep with
Jon Stewart – live with (interesting cocktail parties..)
Stephen Colbert – off the cliff
Round Twelve
Rick Dees – live with
Ryan Seacrest – off the cliff!
Howard Stern – sleep with (hmm, see what the fuzz is about)
Round Thirteen
The Divine Miss M – sleep with
M. Butterfly – off the cliff
M. Night Shyamalan – live with (for the bedtime stories?)
Round Fourteen -no idea who they are 🙁
Pete
Linc
Julie
Round Fifteen
Mr. Coffee – off the cliff (yuck, coffee!)
Mr. Clean – live with (duh!)
Mr. Whipple (PS–happy 90th birthday Mr. W!) – sleep with, no other choice here…hmmm
Round Sixteen (again, not familiar)
Bubbles
Blossom
Buttercup
Round Seventeen
Tyra Banks – sleep with
Janice Dickinson – off the cliff (just to see what happens!)
Nigel Barker – live with
Round Eighteen
Chandler – live with
Ross – sleep with (well, he’s the only dark haired one here)
Gunther – off the cliff
Round Nineteen
Rebecca Romijn – sleep with (especially in xmen character!)
Randy Quaid – live with (great beer buddy?)
Mel Gibson – off the cliff!
Round Twenty
Laura Palmer – sleep, live, then off the cliff, cause I don’t know the next two 🙂
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Emerson Lake and Palmer