Most Cliché-Filled Paragraph Ever

So, I’m watching this Canadian show my TiVo picked up for me called The Call (see, I have “casting” as a keyword in there, so that I can catch whatever casting-process-filled shows that might air [Yes, I do sometimes get fishin’ shows.]) and this actress uses more clichés than I’ve ever heard in one paragraph and I just had to stop, type it up, and share.

The auditioning process. Ha ha! Something one can never really get a complete handle on. It’s always like walking into the unknown. So, it’s a bit of a nail-biting experience, every time you go in. I don’t want to be overly anxious and count my chickens before they’ve hatched. I know I have to pound the pavement a little bit more to get back into the industry and get directors more familiar with myself and my work.

Note: extra points for the wrong use of “myself,” right Courtney?

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3 Comments

  1. PurplePrincessofPower December 16, 2005 at 6:54 am

    well.
    this sucks. received a package we sent to you.
    returned. what did we do wrong? there is a sticker on the package, bunch of reasons why it was returned, little boxes, but not a one checked off.
    phuck.
    now what?
    can you email your new addy please? I can double check it? suzerj at gmail dot com.
    thanks girl.

  2. Jeannini-Nini December 16, 2005 at 11:57 am

    Ummm…Miss Actress girl, umm…auditions don’t HAVE to be “walking into the unknown.”
    “Myself” indeed. Pfffrt! 😀

  3. courtney December 17, 2005 at 11:34 am

    Bonnie, thanks for helping me spread the word about “myself”! It’s a righteous cause.