At the end of a lovely Saturn’s day 🖤🪐 in which I abstained from things like Daddy Saturn wants us to, I decided to hop in the tub for a sunset soak and I noticed…
Posts tagged woo-woo
The Bitch Book
What’s up with Mars and getting pissed off? Welp, that’s easy. Mars loves a fight. Mars loves TO fight. Mars is gonna cut a bitch… because he’s great with blades of all kinds and it’s…
Scorpio Full Moon, Mars Remediation, and My Mom
Hi, magical moonbeam! Are you feeling this Full Moon in Scorpio? In general, FIXED astrological events give us more… let’s say *sensations* than other ones. Especially the “hard” aspects. What does any of that mean…
Pluto Retrograde 2025
I was composing another BonBlast and mentioning that I haven’t gotten on any specific/consistent schedule with those emails. Then I decided, yeah, that’s probably gonna be the case ’til Saturn shimmies out of Pisces… and…
Is Mars too spicy for you?
In general, I don’t do peopling (or posting) on Mondays. Monday is the MOON’s day and the best way to honor the Moon is with quiet comfort, private time, and slow-going. IN GENERAL! But… I…
The HOUSES in Astrology
Whether angular, succedent, or cadent, the HOUSES in your astrological chart have everything to do with WHERE things show up in your life. But not all houses are the same! They each represent a very…
Simple Astrology Formula
Astrology doesn’t have to be overwhelming. Understanding your chart starts with this basic Chart Harmony formula. The planet is the WHAT. The sign is the HOW. The house is the WHERE. Example: A Venus in…
Astrological Shift Mid-April 2025
Ah, April 2025… it’s finally time to get the preview we’ve been building toward in LOTS of ways. So far in 2025, we’ve had a LOT of activity. A LOT of planets experiencing retrograde, out-of-bounds,…
Why does astrology hate me?
Why does astrology HATE me? ⚠ Why are these eclipses so bad? ⚠ Why does retrograde suck? (I hear these questions a lot. Of course, I assume folks are being hyperbolic… but just in case,…
Why do ECLIPSES dehydrate me?
Over at our awesome Chart Harmony Discord, I get asked questions. Recently, one of ’em was about how very dehydrating the eclipses tend to be… and “is this legit?” So, of course, I got to…