No, silly. Not the Oscar nominations. That’s tomorrow. TODAY is the BIG day.

It’s Happy Razzie Time.
And, of course, I am rooting for Dubya in the Best Actor race. However, when I noticed the final nominee in the list (and that BODY of work), I had to laugh. Aloud. A lot.

WORST ACTOR, 2004
Ben Affleck: JERSEY GIRL and SURVIVING CHRISTMAS
George W. Bush: FAHRENHEIT 9/11
Vin Diesel: CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK
Colin Farrell: ALEXANDER
Ben Stiller: ALONG CAME POLLY, ANCHORMAN, DODGEBALL, ENVY, and STARSKY & HUTCH

Damn those Razzie guys are funny.