Okay, so I bought my first ever Pay Per View program: Ga. vs. Ga. Tech, which we can’t watch on our ABC station due to dumb ol’ Stanford. Okay, fine, so I pony up the $20 and open a bottle of wine, figuring, I’ve paid my money, let’s make it a “date night.” Keith is glee-filled, watching me giggle about the Dawgs and the silly affection I have for college football… only sometimes.

Five minutes in, we’re pleased with our purchase. This is going to be a good game.
And then…
What’s this?
COMMERCIALS????? I’m sorry… did I not understand how PPV works?
I PAID for my VIEWING. Why should I have to be subjected to COMMERCIALS when I’ve already spent money for the show?
Damn Capitalism.