Nabbed from Chipperdoodle:

You are KERMIT!
Interesting, considering the layst time I took this test (nearly three years ago), I was Fozzie. So, is the quizaverse saying I’ve changed?
Oh, and in deep conversation with the greatness that is Shauna (while sorting headshots for the past two days–THANK YOU), I learned that one of the stars of Desperate Housewives will be coming out next week on the cover of The Advocate. No idea who, but I can just say, if it’s Marcia Cross, she had better do some serious back-pedalling from all of the, “I sooooo want a man,” she was spouting off on Oprah recently. And if it’s Eva Longoria?
Sign. Me. Up.
Oh, BTW, still have never seen an episode. Heh.
Oooh, look… red carpet for the SAG Awards! Man, I loves me some E! Perfect for writing this week’s column.
Note to Star Jones: tell the booth to keep you on a tighter shot. I can count the ribs in your corset and you clearly rode over in the limo in this dress. Can’t they steam out those wrinkles before you hit the air? Dayum… catty much, Bon? Hee!