Remember me?
Well, you’re lucky. I sure as hell don’t!
Didja ever notice there are certain people who just really rub you the wrong way?
Do you sometimes notice there are more-than-the-average-number of people rubbing you the wrong way for a bunch of days in a row?
And do you begin to wonder if maybe it’s you who is turned the wrong way, which is why all of the rubbing FEELS like it’s going on in the wrong direction?
And then do you think, “Hey! Who are you and why are you rubbing me?!?”
Dammit. I should really be liking all of this manhandling a LOT more.
Ugh.
Stop bothering me, people. And if it’s ME and not YOU… then dangit, Bon, STOP BEING SO BOTHERED! Really. This is getting way old.
No really. It’s my fault.
I swear I didn’t do it, but I can curse the people bothering you with herpes if you’d like. I’ve seen many episodes of Charmed, so I think I could throw out a curse or spell or something to vanquish those bothering Bonnie.
Yes, yes, yes and YES!!! OMG! I know exactly how you feel!
Awwww, I love you, honey. Hang in there!
Whenever the frustration of all this rubbing starts getting to you, do this for me (er… you), relax, sit back, close your eyes.
Now… start imagining yourself getting a different kind of rubbing. You’re at Copperwynd. Mmmmmmmm. And all is good. *Insert spa music here*
that’s SO not the direction I thought Debra was going with when she said a different kind of rubbing *grin*. But I’m 12, so that’s to be expected.
Is there anything astrological going on? I know I feel the EXACT SAME WAY the last few days. Where I’m on edge for absolutely no particular reason. And I know it’s not the holidays, I haven’t even BEGUN to do anything festive.
XOXOXO
Oh dear Lord!!! I just reread what I wrote! If I had said *insert porn music here* instead, that post would have indeed taken you to new heights!
oh shit…mercury in retrograde…there IS something going on. I just TOTALLY remembered. I’m having that “on edge” feeling too.