Because I’m having a grrrrrrrrr day (and Keith won’t let me spray his ankles with compressed air), this is how I’m venting.

Meme snarked from Ames (and more of it below)…

LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE
Name: Bon
Birthdate: 07.11.70 (so cool and reflexive)
Birthplace: Hotlanta
Current Location: Hollywood (in spirit)
Hair Color: red, but in major need of a touch-up.
Righty or Lefty: lefty, except with scissors. It’s weird.

LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE
Your heritage: Scotch-Irish, Cherokee, Dutch, and about a dozen other whatnots.
Shoes you wore today: the shoes I bought to replace the ones I really love, from Tweeds (RIP).
Your fears: rope courses, closed-off spaces, cotton balls (see standup comedy routine from Comedy Store 2000 for details).
Your perfect pizza: gluten-free (sadly, none exist).
Goal you’d like to achieve: absolute, unconditional self-love (same goal since Corey Allen’s acting class at Margie Haber Studios, 1999).

LAYER THREE:
Since there is never a three, the rest of the meme is in the extended entry, should you be interested. 😉

LAYER FOUR: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
Your most overused phrase on IM: I don’t IM. But when I chat at PARF on Fridays, it’s probably LOL.
Your thoughts first waking up: Spoken: “Honey? Come be close!”
Your best physical feature: the rack. Always the rack.
Your bedtime: Huh?
Your most missed memory: plopping my head in my mom’s lap, having her stroke my hair and baby-talk me, even at age 29.

LAYER FIVE: YOUR PICK
Pepsi or Coke: as a shareholder, it must be Coke, even though I’ll have none of either.
McDonald’s or Burger King: neither has good gluten-free choices, so… um… yeah, whatever.
Single or group dates: what’s a DATE? Just kidding. Usually Dan Tana’s and usually with whatever group of people has gathered. That means, sometimes group dates and sometimes it’s just us and heavy-handed drink-pouring Mike.
Adidas or Nike: in honor of the great Mitchell Fink, it must be Adidas (swag is good).
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: rarely, so no opinion.
Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate.
Cappuccino or coffee: neither. I don’t do the coffee.

LAYER SIX: DO YOU? or ARE YOU?
Smoke: not anymore.
Cuss: yup. Way too much.
Single: nope.
Have a crush: constantly.
Think you’ve been in love: perpetually.
Like high school: only sometimes.
Want to get married: in denial. 😉
Believe in yourself: absolutely.
Get motion sickness: yes. Especially in the back seat of a Towncar or in a plane with a hangover.
Think you’re attractive: sometimes. Sometimes I’m a goddess like none other. Other times I’m slothzilla. It’s part of having a childstar/teen-anorexic brain. Hard to fix.
Think you’re a health freak: anytime I’m pegged to one extreme or another, I’m either alcoholic or obsessed with fitness. Depends on the day you catch me. Right now, I’m working out like a maniac and wish I could hit the gym several hours a day. *shrug*
Get along with your parents: who?
Like thunderstorms: miss ’em like crazy!
Play an instrument: probably can plunk out a few notes on just about anything and can read sheet music enough to get by.

LAYER SEVEN: IN THE PAST MONTH
Drank alcohol: yup.
Gone on a date: sure.
been on stage: constantly.
eaten an entire box of Oreos: never!
Eaten sushi: not since going gluten-free. 🙁 Bummer, since I love/miss sushi.
Been dumped: only by the CSA.
Gone skating: no, but I read about it, at Chip’s blog, plus others.
Gone skinny dipping: oh, man… it was a year ago, but we did that nightly while house-sitting and LOVED it. We sooooooo need a pool.
Stolen anything: no. I’ve gotten much better. 😉

LAYER EIGHT: HAVE YOU EVER
Played a game that required removal of clothing: of course.
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: sure.
Been caught “doing something:” like… sex? Sure. I’m old. It happens. 😉
Been called a tease: just the other day by MCJ!!
Gotten beaten up: yeah, but I usually beat as well as I got beaten. Ask Scott Freeman or Jared Herbst, the boys I beat up back in my school days. 😉

LAYER NINE: GETTING OLDER
Age you hope to be married: 34.
Number of Children: well, there’s Quinn, which counts. I’d like to have a girl, but I don’t know… we have to be in a really secure financial situation before we bring more kids into the world. Quinn-support and OUR OWN support is plenty, right now.
Describe your dream wedding: I love that this is in “getting older.” LOL
How do you want to die: in my sleep, without pain, like Mom did.
What do you want to be when you grow up: always living my dream, whatever that should become.
Where would you most like to visit: there’s a major list there, really. Changes regularly. Almost always involves a passport.

LAYER TEN: IN A GAL/GUY
Best eye color: brown
Best hair color: dark brown
Short or long hair: longish
Height: 6’+
Best first date location: very public.
Best first kiss location: lips.

LAYER ELEVEN: IN THE NUMBERS
Number of people I could trust with my life: hm. A few. Hard to quantify. A few, certainly.
Number of CDs I own: ha! In the world of “CD as Casting Director,” I’d say only me. 😉 In the world of that musical disc… I’d say 300-400, maybe.
Number of piercings: two.
Number of tattoos: two.
Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: oh, goodness, too many. My RSiCopyright services indicate my name is in print pretty effin’ regularly, which is kinda cool. Most of the time, it’s actually me, and not the Red Cross admin or the Board of Regents member (much less the stripper).
Number of scars on my body: more than a few. I count tattooed-over scars as scars, moles I wish were gone as scars, and being a keloid kid, I’d say I have a goodly number of scars to count. I try not to count. Why quantify pain? I’d rather count the number of happy places.

Well, that was fun. Definitely improved my mood, even for a moment. Now the bed! 😉