T-Minus 67 Hours

It’s almost time.

Snakes on a Plane opens in Santa Monica in just 67 hours. I’m so excited.

And why is that? I mean, clearly, this movie is going to SUCK.

(I mean, how could it not?)

But you have to go, right?

It’s a flippin’ MOMENT in history we’re witnessing.

And EVERYONE will talk about where they were the first time they saw the film that WILL BE the next Rocky Horror Picture Show.

(Hell, there’s already toast.)

They’ve even been doing a terrorism cross-promotion thingy on CNN, Fox News, and MSNBC since last week!

The fans have already created a sequel.

(Or two.)

EVERYONE will be talking about this amazing film. Including me.

The lovelies Susan and Rose will be joining us on the Promenade for the 10pm screening Thursday. (Feel free to join us if there are still tix, which as of this posting there are.)

We shall start out at Barney’s Beanery or some other alcohol-serving establishment within staggering walking distance of the theater.

I couldn’t be more excited if I were Samuel L. Jackson himself*.

*Serious epiphany post to come about how much like SLJ I am and how Babes McPhee made me realize that on Saturday.
Assorted sources for the above-displayed brilliant artwork (in no proper order): here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, and especially here.

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  1. Ed R August 15, 2006 at 7:48 am

    You are so easily suckered in;)

  2. Susan Jones August 15, 2006 at 8:34 am

    Wish I could join you!
    Have fun! and watch out for snakes eh.

  3. Susan Lee August 15, 2006 at 2:02 pm

    I cannot wait! After Chairman and I got a sneak peek at Comicon, I have become almost as obsessed as you are. Some time on the beach beforehand, I think, is on my schedule, then drinks and SOAP, what more could one ask??????

  4. Lori August 15, 2006 at 8:49 pm

    Great roundup!

  5. Chairman August 16, 2006 at 1:25 am

    (Sung in the style of Eddie Money)
    I rolled a pair of snake-eyes especially for you.
    And, this Anaconda could swallow me whole because he doesn’t chew.
    This snake is so long.
    This snake is so long.
    When we got on this plane to take us out of here.
    I found an adder in the seat cushion underneath my rear.
    The venom is strong.
    The venom is strong.
    I’ve got two tickets to paradise.
    Sam Jackson kicks ass tonight.
    I’ve got two tickets to paradise.
    Snakes on a Plane premieres tonight!
    Do you have some antivenin for this snake attack?
    This cottonmouth mistook my ankle for some kind of snack.
    Its teeth are so long.
    Its teeth are so long.
    I’ve got two tickets to paradise.
    Sam Jackson kicks ass tonight.
    I’ve got two tickets to paradise.
    Snakes on a Plane premieres tonight!
    Actually, it’s only ONE ticket but it is to paradise. Namely, the 10pm Thursday show of SoaP at the Santa Monica Promenade. Woo-HOO!

  6. Ed R August 16, 2006 at 6:11 am

    Here’s a moment in time: Elvis Presley died 29 years ago today.

  7. Ellenlisa August 16, 2006 at 8:37 am

    Julianna Margulies is so glad she left ER to do movies of this type. *grin*

  8. Cole Matson August 16, 2006 at 9:21 pm

    You. Are. Too cool.

  9. Elizabeth August 17, 2006 at 9:24 pm

    Oh, you forgot one of the greatest pieces of Snakes on a Plane artwork to come out in recent weeks, this Terrorism/SoaP crossover art:
    Yup, Shakes on a Plane! LOL!