It’s almost time.
Snakes on a Plane opens in Santa Monica in just 67 hours. I’m so excited.
And why is that? I mean, clearly, this movie is going to SUCK.
But you have to go, right?
It’s a flippin’ MOMENT in history we’re witnessing.
And EVERYONE will talk about where they were the first time they saw the film that WILL BE the next Rocky Horror Picture Show.
(Hell, there’s already toast.)
EVERYONE will be talking about this amazing film. Including me.
I couldn’t be more excited if I were Samuel L. Jackson himself*.
*Serious epiphany post to come about how much like SLJ I am and how Babes McPhee made me realize that on Saturday.
Assorted sources for the above-displayed brilliant artwork (in no proper order): here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, and especially here.