I love a good, big salad. LOVE LOVE LOVE it.

But lately, I’ve been spending more and more time picking little weeds out of my food.

Granted, this may not be a weed to someone else, but c’mon… THIS one:

…you HAVE to admit that’s a weed!

Now, if this salad stuff tasted sweet and crunchy and yummy, I’d not even bring it up!

But the fact that these weeds not only LOOK like weeds but TASTE like weeds, well, that means I’ll “go fishing” every time I order a bowl of greens ’round here.

And no, I’m not all about the Iceberg. I actually *do* like variety in my lettuce. But please, folks… hold the weeds!