While I’m working on this week’s column, I have the VH-1 America’s Next Top Model marathon on.
Y’all so got it wrong. I mean, I do love the bottom three for all of their (many) flaws, but Mollie Sue was your GIRL. For real!
Okay, back to work!
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I’m experiencing tornness between my namesake Joanie, and Danielle and her little gap-tooth country self. (Ain’t nuthin’ wrong with the way she talks, Tyra! It is called an accent – people have em, get over it!) But if Jade wins, it will be more than I can possible withhandle. Not to show derogatoriness toward Jade or anything, but as long as Joanie or Danielle win, I’ll be satisfilated.
Respect.
Love, Your cousin Joni
OMG, Joni, I’ve never loved you SO MUCH as I do right this second. You are a genius… no, wait… you’re Jonius!
(For those who don’t know the greatness that is Jade’s malaprops, tune in here. You will NOT be disappointed.)
Ha! So funny. She should be a speechwriter for W–you know, The Decider.
She’s right up there with Corey Feldman.
Joni, YOU should win ANTM because that comment is brilliant. But if I have to choose between Joanie and Jade and Danielle, I’m rooting for your namesake. I think she takes the best pictures and I think we’ve seen the most growth from her. (Though I have to admit, I love Jade’s pictures too–even though she’s crazier than a loon.)
yeah – I pick Joanie as well – mainly from default. I can’t see the other two in a “Cover Girl” commercial. Actually I can – and it would be a funnier commercial – but I have a feeling Cover Girl isn’t going for funny.
oh well. 🙂
It’s propostrous to think that Jade cannot dwelve herself into winning this competition. After all, all those girls are not up at her level, and truth be told, they are part of the dinosaur family, whereas Jade is a poet AND a supermodel.
But she’s such a preposterous animal! Heee!