You don’t know me. If you’re lucky, you’ll never actually know me, because I will make your life hell. And it’s not because I dislike you. It’s because I find you to be just about…
Browsing Category Funnies
So, this was fun.
Tuesday night, I spoke to a group of kids from my old acting studio, Atlanta Workshop Players. Every year, they come out to LA and I do a little thing with them. It’s always a…
Soooo Spoooooooky
Love the Halloween promotion over at Actors Access. Soooo Spoooooooky! Heeeeeeee!
New Favorite Commercial
Seriously. This has to be a joke. I mean, it’s probably a decent idea. You put your bra on this thing that helps it keep its shape in the wash. Okay. Fine. (Um, but doesn’t…
Keith’s Dream
So, I come to bed (after turning in my column) at 4:30am and Keith wakes up to tell me about a dream he just had. Seems he was riding a motorcycle but didn’t have a…
Coming Clean
I think it’s time I set the record straight. I grew up believing that Peter Frampton and The Bee Gees were the original recording artists of songs like “With A Little Help From My Friends,”…
Compare and Contrast
Deep thoughts while I’m doing the “brain work” behind this week’s column… This isn’t news. Everyone says Bruce Vilanch resembles a Fraggle. But check this out. Separated at birth, no? (That’s Sally Struthers, BTW.) Okay,…
Motivator
This is bitchin’. Click here to make your own. I like this post much better than that bitchy, geeky last one. I’m sleepy.
T-Minus 67 Hours
It’s almost time. Snakes on a Plane opens in Santa Monica in just 67 hours. I’m so excited. And why is that? I mean, clearly, this movie is going to SUCK. (I mean, how could…