Thwok’s new favorite toy is my padded emery board. She stole it from my desk yesterday and began picking it up (Yes, she stands on her back paws and uses her front paws like a…
Browsing Category Funnies
Because It’s So Funny
I shall share this post from the wonderousness that is Ditto at CAO. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The flight attendant looks at him and says, “I’m sorry, sir, only one…
So Easily Amused
Thwok has a new favorite toy. Packing peanuts. See, Keith went to our distributor’s warehouse today and picked up a box of “damaged returns” (which is silly, b/c they aren’t really *damaged* as much as…
Don’t Judge Me!
Is it wrong? Is it wrong that I open all of the semi-easily-opened pistachios and leave the too-tightly-encased ones for Keith? I mean, I am wrist-down dainty.
Sunday Morning Search Party
Haven’t done a search party in awhile, and I’m already ahead of myself in my To Do List this weekend (amazing), so let’s have some fun and analyze the words and phrases that brought people…
Others Say It Better
There is little to say about the state of natural disaster and speed of government response (vs. fictional WMDs and speed of government knee-jerk) that hasn’t been said better* elsewhere. So, I’ll just share some…
Grammar Police
Why why why why why can’t the ad agency create a commercial in which proper grammar is used? The line in the new Staples back-to-school ad is: “Wouldn’t it be nice if there was an…
Upset Tummy :(
I remember my mom saying that I was never as miserable as when I had an upset tummy, as a little girl. I’m definitely in Whiny Bunn* mode right now. So I took a quiz….
Letter from the Cosmos
Dear Bon, I’m sorry I’ve been such a ginormous pain in the arse for these past couple of weeks. I know you’ve tried to remain calm (and keep others calm) in the face of my…