Note to Tom and Katie: try the Christopher and Adrianne route.

I just watched The Surreal Life 4 reunion show. A Brady and a supermodel are co-habitating. They behave very much like people with an age difference in Hollywood who are dating.

You, Tom and Katie, don’t. Shades of Michael and Lisa Marie, anyone?

Of course, Tom, you know how this goes, having sketched out the gameplan for this little media blitz months ago.
Props to Rachael Harris and the crew at Best Week Ever for one of the best sketches on the subject of *shudder* Holmes-Cruise love thus far.