Tonight the Earthlink DSL came on. HOLY CRAP. If you EVER think you wouldn’t miss high-speed Internet if you had to go back to dial-up for a MONTH, believe me, you need to take that test just to find out.

I’ve actually become LESS online-efficient in the past few weeks. Now that I’m back to zipping around like a maniac, I feel scattered and freed. Like I can roam anywhere untamed.

Watch out, Internet! I’m back!